#gabe s

[lyricallymnded]

middle finger // cobra starship feat. mac miller

[k1d1c4rus]

hi! merry christmas... is there possibly ANYTHING you could divulge about william ? the crossdressing stuff, the secret channel with gabe, that sort of thing. if not/if spoilers then thats totally fine!

when bilvy comes onto pete and gabe's radar he is working as a model, clothing and small scale stuff - gabe’s gf at the time is on the same shoot and gabe tags along to dick around and comes face to face with possibly The Most Beautiful Boy He’s Ever Seen. he's already planning on telling pete about him from that day on

bilvy is also at this time, to put it politely, an escort. (he's a pretty boy in LA but that does not a supermodel make unfortunately in today's climate.) it started with guys buying him drinks at bars and kind of escalated to realising that guys would pay him for his time and also dicksucking skills. he does some high end events/sugaring type situations but also can make a good few hundred in a night at the right club in the right miniskirt

gabe sees him again a few nights later at one of said clubs, thinks that the girl at the bar looks familiar, is STOKED to realise he's actually a boy in a skirt (hot) and the boy from the shoot, no less and therefore is very put out when, after he sucks his dick, bilvy informs him he owes him a cool $200. (bilvy figures if he's still got a girlfriend he's not gonna be just picking him up, in addition to which he issues an infidelity surcharge bc gabe seems like a jackass).

gabe's all pygmalion “let me raise you from this life of poverty baby girl” and bilvy's all like “has a guy ever paid you $4000 to wear his dead wife's dress to dinner i think I'm okay” but eventually he agrees to shoot porn and realises he likes it a lot, especially with gabe <33

[bandomorientationheadcanons]

okay, i can't decide which headcanon i like best so i'll give you both. gay bill beckett who's dating pan gabe saporta writing 'about a girl' to get the message across to his family that "i'm gay, and i'm never going to have a "special lady friend", so stop asking every time i come over to visit please". alternatively, aro ace bill writing 'about a girl' to tell everyone that "hey, i dont do romance, im not in love, none of these songs are about anyone i have in my life, k thx bye"

these are both so good??? bill would totally be the type of overdramatic guy to come out in a song lmao, but gabe would be so hugely supportive of him because he knows what a big deal it is to bill to come out to his parents (hence why he’s never done so before). and when people ask bill about the lyrics he’s just like “girls are great! i just don’t want to date them!”

i love the alternative as well though!! bill uses the song to explain that no, he doesn’t experience romantic and sexual attraction and he never has! and that’s why so many of his songs are about very ambiguous relationships or about different things altogether, such as his mental health or the idea of fame and success

// mikey

[bandomorientationheadcanons]

a squad of band members who people usually see as hypersexual but are actually ace!!!! brendon and gabe start it and gradually gather people until it has upwards of 10 members. anyone is allowed, no matter what band they're in or what place in the ace spectrum they are!!! i'm so in love with this idea aghhh

(((i hope mod epq doesn’t mind me answering this ask - i just suddenly got passionate about it since this blog is a side-blog to bandomtransheadcanons and this was in our inbox!)))

honestly this is so so great!!! imo some of the members would be:

demisexual brendon (who isn’t even sure if this is where he is on the ace spectrum, because his sexuality is fluid as heck, but basically there’s definitely some acey stuff going on so hello, new club!)

gray-ace gabe (who’s hypersexualised by others because of being latino, which has made him generally super uncomfy with the idea of doing stuff with people)

ace frank (who does some sexy stuff onstage with gerard in the early days of mcr, but who doesn’t like the idea of sex for real)

frank’s (kind of) counterpart, quoisexual gerard (honestly, that stuff is just so confusing, and he just wants to wear feather boas and draw stuff and drink coffee)

ace pete (that “gay above the waist” comment? pete literally has no interest in anyone below the waist, and he was trying to be witty, and that was totally funny, c’mon)

and there would be tons more members (and epq you should totally add to this!)

-alex

omg yes hi thank you alex <3

i’m just gonna add lithsexual jack, who really doesn’t care what people have to say about his sexuality, but there are so many more people tbh

-epq