[kathybethterry]

[hotdamn5sos]

[datassium]

[beverlyhillsmom]

[deejay]

[bandomsblog]

me: i have no classes with anybody i know

my parents: that's how you make friends!!!

me: no

[getterbeam]

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

[pulpfanfiction]

[downpourstringloop-deactivated2]

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

[wiigz]

[pretendplaytime-blog]

[donechapel]

[dietsleaze]

indiana jones more like fedora the explorer

[canineboyfriend]

Im deleting

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[avatarzorra-deactivated20181228]

i really hope im not here in 6 years

[putahilton]

[greelin]

you’re invited to kick my ass! 

date: any day (preferably soon) time: anytime (again, as soon as possible) place: anywhere rsvp: not even necessary! just show up whenever & wherever i am and start swinging

[igglooaustralia]

Me

[gentlemansessentials]

[live-it-out]

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

[ireallydontlikelasagna]

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.