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i was eating my bowl of soup when...
soup eated back :(

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TWO SENTENCE HORROR
i was eating my bowl of soup when...
soup eated back :(
deltarune.
i really fancy eating amethyst today
finching it
idk who else listens to finch and this may be a hot take but what it is to burn is FAR superior to the new version and its not even close. sue me.
clayface looks so fucking good holy peak
i eated the marble pillar :P
okay so i managed to sell the Quartz Slab, but now I have a pillar of marble. what the hell do i do with a pillar of marble.
the quartz slab ate the diamond what the HELL
the quartz slab is whispering to me at night?? something about a pink diamond??
sold my concrete slab to afford a quartz slab
relationship ended with granite slabs, concrete slabs are my new best friend
mmmm granite slab
the asbestos doctor called, turns out im actually made of lead :(
for some reason I've been invited to give a speech in Flint, Michigan??
the asbestos doctor called, turns out im actually made of lead :(
guys how do I tell the health inspector that im made of asbestos
Me Force Feeding My Stupid Chud Child a Nuclear Bomb Because I Hate Him
here's my biannual Franz Ferdinand post uhhhhh back to Vox