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Ship: Sugamon. Setting: Suga is a really happy giggly drunk and Namjoon doesn't know how to handle this

“If you don’t stop singing,” Namjoon choked out, Yoongi’s elbow hooked tight around his throat, “I’m going to leave you in a dumpster. And tomorrow’s garbage day. You’ll end up on a barge to Japan. They’ll use you to bolster an airport.”

“That doesn’t make any sense,” Yoongi trilled sweetly in his ear, swerving his weight dangerously. “The human body would decay too quickly, issnot - issnot a viable foundational building thingie.” He slumped over on Namjoon’s shoulders, Namjoon’s arms looped through his knees, and seemed to briefly contemplate the universe in a moment of blessed silence. “I bet,” he slurred after about half a minute of intense concentration, “if I spit down your shirt it wouldn’t reach your ankles by the time we got back home.”

“Hyung. Do not spit down the back of my shirt for the love of god.”

“I’ve got a lot… a lotta liquid.” Yoongi licked the back of Namjoon’s neck as if to illustrate this fact. “On my insides.”

“That is disgusting and I hate you.”

“No you don’t,” Yoongi sang, jiggling his weight in Namjoon’s grip.

Namjoon closed his eyes tight for a second. On the opposite corner the crosswalk light finally changed, and he stepped off the curb to cross the street over to the subway station on the other side.

Yoongi was right. Namjoon totally didn’t hate him. It was the worst.

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Glad you liked the last one! Here’s a quick sketch bc I just love sugamon fluff. :) Namjoon looks suuuper smug doesn’t he? I think it’s because he has photographic evidence of Yoongi in that crown.