who loves you, baby.

(spoiler alert: it's me) call me bazooks bazooka on AO3

[zookazooks]

hello this is bazooka, is marzipan out there?

message me if you see this, I have a question about gregorio aloysius

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

[hey-bazooka]

I'm moving tumblrs to condense everything, my new one can be found at @zookazooks

[sohnkissed]

only funny monstas get to ride the scary amusement park rides

[hey-bazooka]

xmas dino is still out in full force hell yeah everybody

[hey-bazooka]

🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

none of the nighttime photos came out even a little bit so here's one from daytime:

......................... y'all

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[shadow-manor]

[rocket-sith]

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

[hey-bazooka]

the inflatable xmas dinosaur has arrived

photos will be posted once the sun sets

[twistcmyk]

[hey-bazooka]

these kittens are so sweet!! I love being able to see all their different personalities and make sure that they get homes that will love them and appreciate them. very fulfilling work!

I believe you did, but thank you again!! I'm so proud of myself for graduating. I know that I was very lucky to have the support that I did throughout college and I'm content with the jobs that I have, so grad school is going on the back burner for a few years lol

and yes! beta tau sigma reread!! it is honestly genuinely my favorite fanfic. it is such an enjoyable read and it always makes me laugh. love you!!

HI I'M BAD AT TUMBLR hi I'm so glad about the kittens, my kittens are like 2 and a half and therefore no longer actual kittens but they're still my babies look:

look at themmmm sob i love them so much, my literal daughters

That was such a fun fic to write, I'm so glad you still read it ;;

[hey-bazooka]

Tumblr notifications got confusing while I was gone but I'm starting to figure out replies ksfhlshdjfl hi you can still come talk to me I'm just not very smart

[bloodenjoyer]

did not realize oingo boingo was a real group until i saw your post.. i thought it was just a term for like if your blorbos were also a band

This ask has genuinely left me dumbstruck i dont even know what to say

[parksrway]

being the creator of your own blorbo is so fucking hard I have to do EVERYTHING around here

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I joked a few minutes ago about how in internet discourse anyone over 25 is a “queer elder” but come to think of it most of these young discoursers don’t even believe such a concept exists. Gay men who watched their entire friends groups perish to AIDS are “privileged cis gays,” older trans women who use dated terminology to describe their own experiences are problematic, elders are just a conservative old guard to rebel against, and anyone over thirty who speaks to you at all must be a predator. The first time I heard the phrase “okay groomer” online, it wasn’t coming from self identified conservatives but from tiktok teens reacting against leather at Pride. You guys are ignorant and uncultured and proud of it!

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Nobody hates you because you’re young. They hate you because you’re ignorant and annoying. Hope this helps.

[hazel2468]

Speaking as a “queer elder” (don’t really feel like one but shit if we’re joking about anyone older than 25 being one might as well roll with it). To my young queers (and my young LGBT+ folks who don’t use queer).

You are not getting pushback from the older segment of the queer community because you are young.

It’s because you came into the spaces we built for you and instantly tried to kick us out.

It’s because we opened the doors for you and you walked in and demanded that everyone you don’t like leave. You demanded that the kinksters, the crossdressers, the freaks and the weirdos, the non-binary trans folks, the people with conflicting identity labels, the people who apparently don’t enjoy their smut “the right way” leave.

It’s because you have thrown yourself into queer spaces with all the fucking audacity of a straight white woman raging at a rainbow flag in a grocery store, wailing about how it’s not appropriate for children.

It’s because you apparently think that you have some right to tell us, and other queer people your age, HOW to be queer.

It’s because a SCARY number of you think that using the word queer is bad in the first place.

It’s because so many of you have come here drowning in radfem rhetoric, and your response to being corrected is to scream “pedo!” At any queer peer who disagrees with your puritanical approach to kink and fantasy.

It’s because so many of you think that being LGBT+ means you can’t possibly hold onto the conservative values you grew up with, and when you’re called on it you attack anyone and everyone in your way.

Us queer elders aren’t hating on you because you’re young. It’s because you have come into the space we built- a space that we built on from what OUR queer elders built. Which was built on what THEIR queer elders built. And so on, all held up by a foundation of fucking blood of the queers who did not fucking survive, who we lost before I was born, and continue to be lost.

If we seem hostile to you and the ideology you bring? It’s because us elders know a threat when we see it. And the shit I see SO MANY of you young queers saying IS a threat. No different than the threats we’ve faced before. Except this time. It’s coming from inside the fucking house- and we won’t tolerate that.

[hey-bazooka]

hi bazooks!! always happy to hear from you!! I have been doing shockingly well mentally (and physically) since I graduated college earlier this year lol. one of my part time jobs is working at a pilates studio doing front desk stuff and taking care of the foster kittens, which means free pilates classes (active things are good for me apparently) and the dream job of spending half of every day with many extremely cute kittens. loving my life! planning on moving out early next year so I can adopt two of them that I've really bonded with 💗💗

I hope you're doing well yourself!! I'm gearing myself up for my annual beta tau sigma reread and I'm very excited!

Oh my GOODNESS that sounds absolutely fantastic, foster kittens are you kidding me

but more importantly congratulations on graduating college!!! Did I already congratulate you? Whatever it doesn't matter cause here I go again anyway, college is hard and you did it and I'm proud of you, and I'm so happy to know that things are going so well for you

;o; a beta tau sigma reread! I'm so glad you still like it

[hey-bazooka]

ahhh, im excited to see it :) and oh okay! that's good to know, im glad im not hahha XD

yeah, like, i hope it's not unsolicited advice, but just keep working on it, even if it takes ages. the people who are willing to wait, will wait :) I had a four month hiatus just because the words weren't coming out anymore and i only just got back into writing this week :) it'll work out, im sure ! :)

We can do it!!! 💪