Imagine, for a moment...

BTS imagines for the connoisseur #ARMY 

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BTS imagine: You and RM are both struggling beet farmers. You bond when you  meet at the manure stand at your local market, and rivalry for beet sales and lust compete for dominance in your heart...

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BTS imagine:

 You’re working as an emergency out of hours plumber when you get a call from Min Yoongi’s  UN Village apartment. Arriving  at the scene, you find him in wellingtons next to an overflowing toilet. He denies flushing any wet wipes, but what you pull out of the U-bend tells a different story…

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BTS Imagine: The Rap Line Beat You Up and Steal Your Takeaway in the Alleyway Behind Panda Express 😜☺🥴

~You're too tired to pay much attention to your surroundings as you make your way back to the car after picking up your takeout order...

You're thinking about the well-deserved spring rolls you're about to eat when you suddenly see three shadowy figures by the dumpster, blocking your path.

Before you can cry out, Namjoon throws a Bolas at your ankles with deadly precision and silent grace, and it twists around your legs, making you crash to the ground with a cry of pain.

'Help!' You shriek, clutching your takeaway bag to your chest protectively.

"Shut up!" Namjoon bellows in his deep, masculine voice.

As you struggle to lift your head, you see see Yoongi approaching you rapidly in a crouched run, as Hoseok bellows his encouragement from behind the dumpster.

You see him smirk as he punches you square in the face while you lie on the ground, yielding an instant black eye.

The last thing you are aware of as you slip out of consciousness is Hoseok laughing cruelly as he snatches the takeout bag from your limp hands...~

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BTS Imagine: You're sentenced to 15 years in federal prison for tax evasion at the hands of overzealous IRS agent Kim Seokjin 🤤😫💕

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BTS Imagine: Taehyung brings his diabetic cat to the vet, where you’re working as a cleaner 🥺🥰💖

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BTS imagine: you overspend on the ferry roaming service......and J-hope is the cantankerous customer service assistant on the other end of the phone. when he refuses your refund, you turn to tinder to quell your sorrows...coming across an individual whose voice sounds mighty familiar...  .

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Bts imagine:  jimin breaks into your house and robs your heirlooms   😍