#oitnb au

[fireandiceland]

if I was to make an oitnb au Denmark would be Nicky and Norway would be Morello

[bangtanseptimus]

BTS Imagine: You're sentenced to 15 years in federal prison for tax evasion at the hands of overzealous IRS agent Kim Seokjin 🤤😫💕

[flibbertigiblet]

Prison AU - Orange (Hair) is the New Black

Sansa Stark believed in being prepared. She was the kind of person who wrote lists, who made plans, and - to the envy and awe of all those who knew her - actually stuck to them.

This plan had seemed reasonably straightforward when she was talking it over with her editor: get incarcerated under an assumed name, nose around for a bit, uncover the dirt, and get out. Write a scathing (but objective) expose about the corruption in the system, receive all the accolades, and finally win some justice for Arya put all her ghosts to rest.

It took some major pulling of strings to make it happen, but the Starks still had friends in high places, and so far, the plan was going off without a hitch. Sansa knew that in order to survive prison, she needed to keep quiet, keep her head down, keep copious (mental) notes, and most importantly - keep out of trouble. As Alayne Stone, she fully intended to do exactly that.

Not in the plan: Catching the attention of one C.O. Snow, aka Jon Snow, aka her brother Robb’s childhood best friend, aka someone who could absolutely blow her cover.

Also not in the plan: Incurring the wrath of one inmate Ygritte Wilde, aka the one that the other women had been warning her about all morning, aka the one who has apparently staked a claim on Jon Snow, aka the one whose gaze was now darting back and forth between him and Sansa, before settling on her with - oh shit - bloody murder in her eyes.

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Inspired by @amymel86‘s fantastic fic Ego. I deviated a tiny bit a lot from her premise, so Amy, feel free to consider this drabble an AU of your AU!

[forprideuses]

|Bechloe AU|

Chloe introduces her new girlfriend to her best friend.

[guarrari]

[ladylazuli97]

@lapidot-week Day 4: Free day OITNB AU :v They’re prison wives 

[alsoyachirobi]

I want to lift Pennsatucky and Donuts out of Orange is the New Black and put them in a different show. I want to take away the rape because... do I need a because? Rape is bad. I'm taking out the rape. Then, we take prison out of the equation. They're just a nice but struggling couple, living in poverty or always on poverty's edge. No jail, not even as an occupation. Poussey is in the show too. I don't know what she does but she's there because she's the best. In fact, she's a guest star as she has her own show where she goes on adventures with Taystee. And Piscatella is a guest in the second season coming off of the first season finale revealation that Donuts is bi and just figuring that out. Piscatella is a bartender at the only gay bar that isn't really a gay bar. He and Donuts have a brief affair but Donuts realizes that his true love is Pennsatucky and Piscatella oversteps his boundaries (NO RAPE. He just violates gaybro code.) Then Piscatella gets his own show where he hooks up with Caputo. I think you know who the bottom is and he fucking LOVES IT. Pennsatucky and Donuts have a baby girl in season three and almost lose her to illness but she survives. Season four gets really weird and is retconned into a dream sequence at the end that loses half the audience but season five is so good that overall viewership peaks and leads into the movie. Okay, actually, it's the Poussey and Taystee movie where Pennsatucky, Donuts, Caputo, Piscatella, and other characters are co-stars but the movie unintentionally develops the Flaritza TV show and the ratings for that are through the roof.

[takeallthecolors-blog]

I feel like she owns a small flat in NYC, Brooklyn maybe. Doesn't spend much time there, but when she comes home, she just loves to relax with a glass of wine and a good book like maybe philosophical novel or some poetry, 

And this reeeally old grumpy black Cat, the only livng thing that would keep up with her lifestyle, so used to all the neighbours feeding him when Alex is away. I honestly don't think she would give him any name? He probably just had been around before and came in one day, through the fire escape, and demanded food