Banhammer!!

[RP BLOG] [Read intro post pls]

[banhammeristhebest]

"YOUR VERDICT IS... GUILTY!!!!"

Hey losers!! One of those Playgrounders introduced me to this website, so I thought I'd try it out!

I use He/Him pronouns so, uh, keep that in mind!!

Also, criminals DNI!!!!

OOC UNDER CUT

Blog run by: @wcgc-glitch05

When referring to me, just call me SCRIBBLE!!

I use she/her pronouns!

Basic Dni, please! Also, this blog will contain Medhammer, so if you're uncomfy with that, just keep that in mind!

Anon list:

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[divinecarcosa]

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[bjoirdhnn]

Hi everybody.

My brother @transfaguette went missing last Tuesday. The family was left a suicide note on a hard drive similar to the one posted on this platform 2 nights ago. His last known location was Chittenango Falls, New York, our hometown. You may have seen the selfie of him standing in front of the falls. The park was turned upside down by the most qualified personnel in the state, including SWAT and cadaver dogs. Ansel is nowhere to be found. You may have seen the news reports.

We suspect he may be alive somewhere with somebody. The police have been on top of this investigation 24/7 and have gone to every length to help us. There is one major piece missing to this puzzle that we feel could provide us some answers - his online presence. If you interacted with Ansel on Tumblr, X, and specifically Discord, *please* reach out to me. Accessing this information would require dozens of subpoenas that would take months. If you have any screenshots or anything you’d like to share, pm me and I will give you my personal number. If you would like to just talk to the police, you can call the tip hotline at 315-366-6000.

Take care of each other. Look out for each other. Thank you.

[banhammeristhebest]

BANHAMMER I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE EAT SOMEONE ELSE'S GEAR IS THAT AGAINST THE LAW??? HELP???

Ah, shit. That was the guy from earlier, wasn't it..

Banhammer grumbled, rubbing the back of his head.

Its not illegal. Just call an ambulance for them.

[banhammeristhebest]

UH BAN YOU KNOW HOW TO DISABLE BOMBS PROBABLY RIGHT???

*gives him a bomb that displays 10 minutes on its the timer aND RUNS AWAY

GOODLUCKBYE!

AGH- NO?! WHAT THE FUCK?!? OH GOD, SOMEONE GET OFFICER PLIERS!!!

[banhammeristhebest]

@medkitthenumber1blackrockhater

WARDEN WARDEN WE FOUND HIM

Hell yeah!! That's my beautiful husband!! I'm gonna send an ask to his blog real quick.. hehe.

[banhammeristhebest]

is it illegal to eat someone’s non-edible gear

asking for a friend

No, but why would you eat a non-edible gear in the first place?? That's really dumb.

[IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR A FEW MINUTES............... SCHOOL MAY HAVE BLOCKED YOUTUBE SHORTS, BUT THEY STILL HAVENT BLOCKED TUMBLR!!!]

[banhammeristhebest]

Are you princess jasmine from Aladdin because I heard you have a pet tiger

Who from what now?

[IM LOSING MY SHIT DUDE... AO3 IS DOWNNNN😭😭😭😭😭😭 I NEED MY POISONDEALER😭😭]

[banhammeristhebest]

Oooo me when i toss stones at the cops

-🌹📺

HEY!! YOU BETTER NOT BE THROWING STONES AT COPS!! ESPECIALLY NOT AT OFFICER BLOXXER!!

[banhammeristhebest]

Mr. banhammer do you know what a tralelo tralala is and what mango mustard 67 is?

No...? Should I?

[banhammeristhebest]

I PIRATED ANIME HAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT CRIMINALS DNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[banhammeristhebest]

Holy shit!

Is that Mr. Doombringer from Combat Initiation!? /Silly

Who?

[banhammeristhebest]

BANHAMMER BANHAMMER!!! YOU'RE COOL AND AWESOME AND SO COOL!!! CONFETTI CONFETTI YIPPIE!!!

-Cheerful anon

Oooh!! Confetti!! Its so colorful!

Banhammer danced around as the confetti fell onto him.

[banhammeristhebest]

Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go!  Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest. 

Why are you singing, exactly? Wait, ARE WE DOING KARAOKE??HOLD ON!!

CALIDFORNIA GIRLS, WE'RE UNFORGETTABLEEE!!! DAISY DUKES!!! BIKINIS ON TOP!!!!

[WILL WOOD REFRENCE?!?!]

[banhammeristhebest]

Banhammer I ate a rock help

Why would you eat a rock? Are you a fucking idiot or somethin'???

[banhammeristhebest]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO PESTICIDE IS BUT I WANNA LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, ILL ASSUME THEY ARE ONE OF YOUR OCS!!! I WANT TO SEE YOU YAP MY EAR OFF ON YOUR CHARACTERS AND WORLD AND UNIVERSE AND ALL THAT!!!

[PESTICIDE IS MY BESTIES OC!!! SO IM PASSING THE COMPUTER TO HER (Fuzzy) SO SHE CAN EXPLAIN!!!!! (From the POV of pesticide himself!!!!)]

Oh, why hellooooo there! I hear you've been asking about me? I'm one of Banhammer's best friends. HAhAHAHAHAHA! Jk though, he thinks I'm annoying as hell. The only reason that he hasn't sent me into the atmosphere is because....he...can't. But, I prefer to remain mysterious as to WHY. Just like I remain mysterious on how I broke into his house and got locked in his broom closet. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OKAY? But seriously, who locks their broom closet but doesn't lock their window? Oh waaaaaait, he diid lock his window. I just picked the lock. Sooo bye-bye now. OH WAIT. hehehehehe, just to piss Banhammer off more, if you wanna ask meeee something, just say add that its for Pesto. That's MEEEEEEE! bye bye now!

Pesticide sprinted away comically fast while Banhammer just stood there, hesitating before speaking.

Yeahhh, he uh. He's quite the pest. I hate him a lot! He always seems to find a way into my house!! And whenever I try punting him with my hammer he just.. flops over and gets back up like one of those creepy inflatable tube men! I HATE IT!!!!

[banhammeristhebest]

hey, don't all deities and demi-deities have wings? i heard a rumor that yours are butterfly wings. is that true?

Yup!! But uh.. I don't have butterfly wings.. luckily..

Banhammer shuddered and gulped

Those things are scary as hell...