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[kwistowee]

#bashful flirt JOSEPH QUINN as EDDIE MUNSON STRANGER THINGS | 4.01

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  a  mix  of  horror,  humor,  and  happy  hauntings!  )

❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜

❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜

❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜

❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜

❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜

❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜

❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜

❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜

❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜

❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜

❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜

❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜

❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜

❛ we’re not alone. ❜

❛ i see dead people. ❜

❛ scream for me, my little banshee. ❜

❛ i said, look behind you. ❜

❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜

❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜

❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜

❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜

❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜

❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜

❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜

❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜

❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜

❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜

❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜

❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜

❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜

❛ wanna see something scary? ❜

❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜

❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜

❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜

❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜

❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜

❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜

❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜

❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜

❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜

❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜

❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜

❛ do not say we should split up. ❜

❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜

❛ i think it’s found us. ❜

❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜

❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜

❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜

❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜

❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜

❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜

❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜

❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜

❛ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. ❜

[eddie-dustin]

i don’t know you half as well as all my friends. i won’t pretend that i’ve been doin’ everything i can, to get to know your creases and your ends. are they the same? baby, you were the love of my life.

HARRY STYLES, “LOVE OF MY LIFE”

[djo]

EDDIE MUNSON APPRECIATION WEEK  Day 4: Favorite Dynamic ⬩ Eddie & Dustin

Never change, Dustin Henderson. Promise me?  I wasn’t planning on it.

[theedorksinlove]

EDDIE MUNSON & MAX MAYFIELD  → requested by anonymous

[teammarkhelly]

[lengthofropes]

Metallica - “Disposable Heroes”

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  all  of  these  are  taken  from  the  movie  ‘heathers’  released  in  1989.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  i’m really sorry i couldn’t make it to your birthday party last month.  ❜ ❛  heck , i’d probably skip my own birthday party for a date.  ❜ ❛  fuck me gently with a chainsaw.  ❜ ❛  doesn’t it bother you that everyone in the school thinks you’re a piranha ?  ❜ ❛  they all want me , as a friend or a fuck.  ❜ ❛  come on you jerk. you know you used to have a sense of humor.  ❜ ❛  that’s the stupidest question i’ve ever heard.  ❜ ❛  did you have a brain tumor for breakfast ?  ❜ ❛  so tonight’s the night. are you excited ?  ❜ ❛  everybody’s life’s got static. is your life perfect ?  ❜ ❛  you’re just so hot tonight. i can’t control myself.  ❜ ❛  i just wanna get laid.  ❜ ❛  what’s your damage ?  ❜ ❛  you were nothing before you met me !  ❜ ❛  monday morning , you’re history. i’ll tell everyone about tonight.  ❜ ❛  just saying , it’s not hard to end a life.  ❜ ❛  i guess i don’t know what the hell i’m talking about.  ❜ ❛  i know exactly what the hell you’re talking about and you’re right , you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.  ❜ ❛  let’s just grow up , be adults , and die.  ❜ ❛  is that a ‘no’ in your lingo ?  ❜ ❛  we both said a lot of things we didn’t mean last night.  ❜ ❛  how the hell’d you get in here ?  ❜ ❛  i can’t believe it. i just killed my best friend.  ❜ ❛  i’m just a little freaked , all right ?  ❜ ❛  you got what you wanted , you know.  ❜ ❛  it’s one thing to want somebody out of your life. it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup of drano.  ❜ ❛  that’s good. have you done this before ?  ❜ ❛  what are you smiling at ?  ❜ ❛  did that sound bitchy ?  ❜ ❛  i’m sure your friends are happy to hear that.  ❜ ❛  i’d like to know just what i did.  ❜ ❛  hey listen , my bonnie-and-clyde days are over.  ❜ ❛  does this answer your question ?  ❜ ❛  you believed it because you wanted to believe it.  ❜ ❛  can’t you see this is a special moment ?  ❜ ❛  don’t even talk about that stuff !  ❜ ❛  i don’t know how to talk to you.  ❜ ❛  our relationship’s moving fast , i know , but i have real , real respect for you.  ❜ ❛  what do you want from me ?  ❜ ❛  some people just don’t matter. why should those who do carry their weight ?  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry you felt you had to put yourself through all that shit.  ❜ ❛  i guess i picked the wrong time to be a human being.  ❜ ❛  what are you trying to do ? kill me ?  ❜ ❛  hey now , if you were happy every day of your life , you wouldn’t be a human being , you’d be a game show host.  ❜ ❛  don’t talk to me like that.  ❜ ❛  [name] , why can’t you just be a friend ? why are you such a megabitch ?  ❜ ❛  i don’t get it ! you were wrong ! i was right !  ❜ ❛  wait a … you’re not listening ! i’m not on your side …  ❜ ❛  what in the hell do you think i’m doing ? taking out her tonsils ?  ❜ ❛  i loved you. sure , climbed up here to kill you , but first i was going to try and get you back.  ❜ ❛  you think just because you started this thing , you can end it ?  ❜ ❛  you really fucked me up , [name].  ❜

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓  𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  some  random  sentences  for  your  angsty  needs.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  hey … it’s okay now. you’re safe here.  ❜ ❛  please don’t leave me alone again.  ❜ ❛  was it all just a lie ?  ❜ ❛  you have to trust me on this.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t mean it like that !  ❜ ❛  i can’t do this anymore.  ❜ ❛  promise me not to do anything stupid.  ❜ ❛  we’ll see each other again soon.  ❜ ❛  i can’t lose you , too.  ❜ ❛  this is how you wanna end it ?  ❜ ❛  whatever this is - it’s over.  ❜ ❛  i’m not gonna let you die !  ❜ ❛  we have to stop this before someone gets hurt.  ❜ ❛  i’m fine … it’s gonna be okay.  ❜ ❛  please don’t do this to me.  ❜ ❛  just talk to me , okay ?  ❜ ❛  don’t close your eyes. stay with me.  ❜ ❛  you’ll have to save yourself.  ❜ ❛  stop lying to me !  ❜ ❛  you have to do this for me or i’ll never be able to forgive you.  ❜ ❛  i deserve better than this.  ❜ ❛  just leave me alone.  ❜ ❛  we’re too late …  ❜ ❛  save yourself while you still can.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna be fine. just stay awake for a little longer , help’s already on their way.  ❜ ❛  please don’t cry.  ❜ ❛  stop moving , you’re only making this worse.  ❜ ❛  does it hurt ?  ❜ ❛  if this is the end , i’m really glad i get to be here with you.  ❜ ❛  whatever you do , do not let go of my hand.  ❜ ❛  i’ve got you.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry for not telling you sooner.  ❜ ❛  this is all your fault !  ❜ ❛  we’re gonna survive this , right ?  ❜ ❛  we’re screwed.  ❜ ❛  just do this for me and we’ll never have to speak to each other again once this is all over.  ❜ ❛  i thought you were better than that.  ❜ ❛  one of us is gonna end up with a broken heart.  ❜ ❛  i’m scared.  ❜ ❛  so that’s it ?  ❜

[taggedmemes]

SPENDING TIME TOGETHER! sweet and domestic prompts for couples or platonic pairings alike. as always, feel free to tweak these as needed, take care, and have fun!

Sentences:

‘there’s nowhere else i’d rather be.’

‘it can wait.’

‘you’re the most important thing, today.’

‘you can come with me if you want.’

‘i’ll just come and wait in the car.’

‘i just like spending time with you.’

‘you can just sit there looking pretty; i’ll do the rest.’

‘don’t get up yet.’

‘do you want some company?’

‘i’m just running errands, you don’t have to come.’

‘you’ll get bored!’

‘come with me anyway? just for fun?’

‘do you want to play something?’

‘i’m so hungry.’

‘you shouldn’t have to go alone.’

‘you should probably have someone with you.’

‘i can be moral support!’

‘can we get coffee if i come?’

‘you’ll never guess what just happened in my book.’

‘you just have to hold the controller for a minute, and try not to die.’

‘i’ve never been there! it’ll be fun.’

‘just as long as you don’t get in the way.’

‘hey, i can do that for you.’

Actions:

[ BED ] for our muses to have a lie in 

[ SHOP ] for our muses to go grocery shopping

[ SHOW ] for our muses to watch something

[ TRIP ] for our muses to take a road trip 

[ COOK ] for our muses to cook a meal 

[ DIY ] for our muses to fix something around the house

[ GAME ] for our muses to play a video game

[ LIFT ] for one muse to pick the other up after work

[ HELP ] for one muse to accompany the other to an appointment

[ LOST ] for our muses to go to ikea

[ RUN ] for our muses to run some errands

[ GYM ] for our muses to work out 

[ FOOD ] for our muses to grab something to eat

[ CHILL ] for our muses to just do nothing

[ READ ] for our muses to read separately, together

[ KISS ] for our muses to just kiss for a while

[ BRAID ] for one muse to do the other muses hair

[ BATH ] for our muses to bathe together

[ SAFE ] for one muse to supervise the other 

[ DANCE ] for our muses to dance together

[ BOARD ] for our muses to play a board game

[ PIECE ] for our muses to do a puzzle 

[miwtual]

EDDIE MUNSON WEEK | day three — song lyrics

METALLICA, “THE UNFORGIVEN”

[daweyt]

— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘Elegy’", published c. 2017.

[queenincrimson]

EDDIE MUNSON APPRECIATION WEEK - DAY TWO traits/ characteristics/ emotions 🤘🏻💀 EDDIE THE METALHEAD 💀🤘🏻

[oswinian]

eddie munson appreciation week // favorite quote

what say you, eddie the banished?

[lightningcrashes]

EDDIE MUNSON in “The Dive” - 4x06