Banjo Cows

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma let's observe phenomena and render hypothesis on said phenomena

[skinnytuna]

how the fuck this shit work what am

2

[funnytwittertweets]

[banjocows22]

If any of y’all know me from before I renovated this page...

no you don’t ;) 

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

[horriblewarlock]

Zuko... calm down... let me tell you the story of the old man who turned himself into a pickle. It was the funniest shit i have ever seen...

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[unrinconmas]

[movedto-ocatoes-deactivated2021]

this is what balgruuf looks like

[lowkeytalkingheadssideblog]

david byrne 8 foot vertical leap

[yesterdaysprint]

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

[123iloveyoutoo]

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

[ministryofsillytalks]

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

[123iloveyoutoo]

hold on i gotta make a post

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

You say “I’m baby” but you’re not. You are not baby. You are not capable of being baby. You possess neither the limitless potential of baby nor the driving curiosity of baby. You have some similarities. You cannot function on your own. You depend on others for your most basic needs. But where baby eventually outgrows these flaws, you are already hardened by your failures. You will not grow. You are not baby.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[witnessings]

[brucesterling]

https://www.instagram.com/beanytuesday/

[animejebbush]

just realized that this post left out the best part

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

[sunfortune]

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[brbjellyfishing]

watching it without the music actually felt kind of sensual….

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful. 

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made. 

[saeronovace]