, and

she/her. writes. made in the 90s.

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[senatortedcruz]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

[mychemicalraymance]

The capitulation of liberals to the debate about abortion being concerned with the amorphous christian concept of when "life" begins was such a huge mistake and made the conversation about something it seriously fucking isn't. Legal precedent should have always been based on the concepts of bodily autonomy, because that argument is CORRECT and if established then it would be unassailable. You cannot impel a person to sustain another "life" via their body. It is a human right and has been since the concept of medical personhood has been understood. Instead of that conversation, they allowed it to become about whether or not a fetus is a person (it's not). The legal status of the soul of a fertilized egg has always been a concession to the injection of christian philosophy being used as a debate in legal definitions. It NEVER should have been the question. The question is whether or not a pregnant person has to allow their body to be used to sustain fetal development against their will. And the answer is fucking no. That is illegal and a violation of human rights.

[akashicrecord]

me at 12: dad's anger issues are so scary waaaah

me at 27: if another slight inconvenience happens to me i'm going to put my car in reverse on the interstate

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[tititilani]

"you can't ship them they were never on screen together" I have ships that aren't even from the same fandom

[texasbama]

It’s 2026 and black people are still having to explain why being called a racial slur is not acceptable under any circumstances. Are yall fucking serious?!

[evilsoup]

always funny when i find i can't reblog a post because the op, who i've never interacted with, has me blocked. i guess they were just too weak to handle obnoxious & pedantic opinions delivered in a mean & needlessly aggressive posting style huh. oh well, haters gonna hate,

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[chilewithcarnage]

[atomicniire]

You can not untangle alt culture and being queer