“Hmm, this is all wrong.” He’s judging the video on screen like it was legitimately upsetting him; though, perhaps not for the reasons one would expect. “The positions are sloppy, and all wrong at that. Do these people know how to properly mate?”

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“Hmm, this is all wrong.” He’s judging the video on screen like it was legitimately upsetting him; though, perhaps not for the reasons one would expect. “The positions are sloppy, and all wrong at that. Do these people know how to properly mate?”
alright, i’m BACK. well, i’m not officially off hiatus yet but i will be soon.
anyways, i’m just gonna start fresh here, so smash that like for a starter from the big beef. no cap because i want to suffer.
citta blogs only please!
tarot card asks
fool: what's the biggest risk you've ever taken?
magician: list 3 of your talents
high priestess: do you pay more attention to your heart or your mind?
empress: how dependent are you on others?
emperor: describe your relationship with your father
hierophant: do you value tradition?
lovers: does someone need to share your values for you to pursue a relationship?
chariot: in what situations are you most assertive?
strength: how impulsive are you?
hermit: what are you like when you're alone?
wheel of fortune: how's your luck?
justice: do you value fairness over mercy?
hanged man: how do you feel about martyrs?
death: do you like change?
temperance: do you tend to focus on the past, present, or future?
devil: is there anything you're addicted to?
tower: what do you most want to change about yourself?
star: what religious beliefs do you have?
moon: do you have any recurrent dreams?
sun: do you believe optimism is always good?
judgement: how confident are you in yourself?
world: what do you hope to accomplish before you die?
alright, so. apologies for my inactivity here especially; the move kinda took a lot more out of me than I realized, and my wifi being down for roughly 4-5 days didn’t help. but, I’m back now.
after giving it some thought, I’m gonna send Rider here to the formal! he’s probably just gonna drink a bunch and eat a bunch and maybe get into some karaoke if that’s a thing. if you wanna bug him, though, smash that like and I’ll throw something your way.
uncapped!
Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number
1: Hot, Steamy kiss
2: Cheek Kiss
3: Nose Kiss
4: Forehead Kiss
5: Firm Kiss
6: Gentle Peck
7: Romantic Kiss
8: Eyelid Kiss
9: Jawline Kiss
10: Neck Kiss
11: Collarbone Kiss
12: Chest Kiss
13: Stomach Kiss
14: Kiss Along the Hips
15: Kiss in the Rain
16: Upside-Down Kiss
17: Goofy Kiss
18: Underwater Kiss
19: Forceful Kiss
20: Any of the Above
21: Then there’s tongue
RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )
“You come here often?”
“Can I offer you a drink?”
“So.. You expecting someone?”
“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”
“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”
“Do you want to dance with me?”
“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”
“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”
“Are you single? Just asking.”
“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”
“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”
“I love the way you’re dressed.”
“Do I have any chances with you?”
“Do you have anything better to do later?”
“Can I get your phone number?”
“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”
“I can do whatever you want, babe.”
“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”
“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”
“You should be a model.”
“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”
“That won’t work. Try again.”
“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”
“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”
“You don’t look so bad yourself.”
“I thought you were taken.”
“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”
“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”
42 character development questions!
PHYSICAL PRESENCE AND GESTURE. 1. How do they move and carry themselves? Pace, rhythm, gestures, energy? 2. How much physical space do they use, active and at rest? 3. How do they position themselves in a group? Do they like to be the center of attention, or do they hang back at the edges of a crowd? 4. What is their size and build? How does it influence how they use their body, if it does? 5. How do they dress? What styles, colors, accessories, and other possessions do they favor? Why? 6. What are they like in motion–in different environments, and in different activities? What causes the differences between these? 7. How do they physically engage with other people, inanimate objects, and their environment? What causes the differences between these? 8. Where and when do they seem most and least at ease? Why? How can you tell? 9. How do they manifest energy, exhaustion, tension, or other strong emotions? 10. What energizes and drains them most? 11. How are they vocally expressive? What kind of voice, accent, tones, inflections, volume, phrases and slang, and manner of speaking do they use? 12. How are they bodily expressive? How do they use nonverbal cues such as their posture, stance, eyes, eyebrows, mouths, and hands? DISPOSITION AND TEMPERAMENT. 13. How do they greet the world — what is their typical attitude towards life? How does it differ in different circumstances, or towards different subjects? Why do they take these attitudes, and why do they change? How do these tend to be expressed? 14. What do they care deeply about? What kind of loyalties, commitments, moral codes, life philosophies, passions, callings, or spirituality and faith do they have? How do these tend to be expressed? 15. What kind of inner life do they have — rich and imaginative? Calculating and practical? Full of doubts and fears? Does it find any sort of outlet in their lives? 16. Do they dream? What are those dreams like? 17. Are they more shaped by nature or nurture — who they are, or what has happened to them? How have these shaped who they’ve become as a person? 18. What kind of person could they become in the future? What are some developmental paths that they could take, (best, worst, most likely?) what would cause them to come to pass, and what consequences might they have? What paths would you especially like to see, and why? CONNECTIONS WITH OTHERS. 19. How do they behave within a group? What role(s) do they take? Does this differ if they know and trust the group, versus finding themselves in a group of strangers? Why? 20. What kind of individual relationships do they have with others, and how do they behave in them? How are they different between intimate relationships like friends, family, and lovers versus more impersonal relationships? 21. What kind of relationships do they tend to intentionally seek out versus actually cultivate? What kind of social contact do they prefer, and why? 22. How do people respond to them, and why might these responses differ? 23. How do they respond to difficult social moments? What makes them consider a social situation difficult? 24. How do they present themselves socially? What distinguishes their “persona” from their “true self”, and what causes that difference? 25. What do they need and want out of relationships, and how do they go about getting it? 26. How do they view and feel about relationships, and how might this manifest in how they handle them, if it does? ACTIVITIES AND PREFERENCES. 27. What do they strongly like and dislike, in any category? Why? 28. What are they likely to do if they have the opportunity, resources, and time to accomplish it? Why? 29. What kind of activities, interests, and hobbies do they have? What significance and impact do these have in their lives, both positive and negative? 30. What is their preferred level of activity and stimulation? How do they cope if they get either too little or too much? 31. Is there anything that counts as a “dealbreaker” for them, positively or negatively? What makes things go smoothly, and what spoils an activity or ruins their day? Why? 32. Do they have any “props” that are a significant part of their life, identity, activities, or self-presentation somehow? What are they, how are they used, and why are they so significant? How would these props’ absence impact them, how would they compensate, and why? THINKING AND LEARNING. 33. How do they learn about the world–what is their preferred learning style? Hands-on learning with trial and error? Research, reading, and note-taking? Observation or rote memorization? Inductive or deductive reasoning? Seeking patterns and organization? Taking things apart and putting them back together? Creative processing via discussing, writing about, or dramatizing things? 34. How do they understand the world–what kind of worldview and thought processes do they have? Why? 35. How and why do they internalize knowledge? What effect has that had on them? 36. How much do they rely on their minds and intellect, versus other approaches like relying on instinct, intuition, faith and spirituality, or emotions? What is their opinion on this? 37. Have they had any special education or training that colors their means of learning about or understanding the world? Conversely, do they lack some kind of education considered essential in their world? What kind of impact has this addition or lack had on them? 38. Is there anything they wish they could change about their worldview or thought processes? What, and why? 39. What sort of questions or thoughts recur in their lives, either specifically or as a theme? Why are these never answered, or answered permanently to their satisfaction? 40. What do they wonder about? What sparks their curiosity and imagination, and why? How is this expressed, if it is? FREE FOR ALL. 41. What associations do they bring to mind? Words or phrases, images, metaphors or motifs? Why? 42. I have a question of my own!
RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )
“You come here often?”
“Can I offer you a drink?”
“So.. You expecting someone?”
“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”
“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”
“Do you want to dance with me?”
“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”
“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”
“Are you single? Just asking.”
“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”
“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”
“I love the way you’re dressed.”
“Do I have any chances with you?”
“Do you have anything better to do later?”
“Can I get your phone number?”
“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”
“I can do whatever you want, babe.”
“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”
“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”
“You should be a model.”
“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”
“That won’t work. Try again.”
“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”
"I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”
“You don’t look so bad yourself.”
“I thought you were taken.”
“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”
“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”
drake sentence starters
“ show me a good time. “
“ i’m the truth, that’s right i fucking said it. “
“ hot, i know. “
“ i’m the greatest man, i said that before i knew i was. “
“ i was a cold dude, i’m getting back to my ways. “
“ i bet we can make tonight the greatest story ever told. “
“ do it for the city. “
“ tell me lies, make it sound good. “
“ every pretty girl tells me that’s the shit she likes. “
“ take my crown to the grave, i’m an underground king. “
“ i’m so proud of you. “
“ i know you’ve been hurt by someone else. “
“ here’s what i’ll do, i’ll take care of you. “
“ i’ve loved and i’ve lost. “
“ i’ve asked about you and they’ve told me things. “
“ what’s a life with no fun? “
“ they don’t get you like i will. “
“ my only wish is that i’ll die real. “
“ when the party’s over, just don’t forget me. “
“ you’ve seen all my mistakes, so look me in my eyes. “
“ why do you have to fight with me at cheesecake? “
“ you don’t say you love me to your friends when they ask you. “
“ we all have our nights, don’t be so ashamed. “
“ you hate being alone when you’re not the only one. “
“ don’t tell me i don’t care if you’re hurt. “
“ take a shot and let it out. “
“ i’m living life right now and this is what i’m going to do until it’s over. “
“ you too fine to be laying down in bed alone. “
“ i swear this life is like the sweetest thing i’ve ever known. “
“ you know them? well fuck it me either. “
“ point the biggest skeptic out, i’ll make them a believer. “
“ i really can’t see the end coming getting any closer. “
“ i’m really too young to be feeling this old. “
“ i’m telling every girl she’s the one for me. “
“ like a sprained ankle, i ain’t nothing to play with. “
“ everyone who doubted me is asking for forgiveness. “
“ i’m a mother fucking legend. “
“ listen, you can hear them calling my name. “
“ i’m all over the place, i can’t sit in one place. “
“ our relationship changed, that or it never existed. “
“ fuck what they’re talking about on your timeline. “
“ i’m just like a baby drooling over you. “
“ she/he/they said you’re my everything. “
“ i love you through everything. “
“ are we still good? “
“ are you down for the cause? “
“ i’m too good with these hands. “
“ i’m leaving, i’m gone. “
“ no more, no more, no more. “
“ everyday i was struggling to learn what life’s about. “
“ money taught me spanish, make it ándale. “
“ i just can’t pretend, seen too much, it’s so hard for me to let new people in. “
“ i can’t change, it’s set in stone. “
“ i think i died for you. “
“ it’s about us right now, where are you going. “
“ choosy lover for the moment. “
“ i need you around. “
“ i already told you, i don’t feel the same. “
“ you don’t see the perks of this whole thing. “
“ this is not a fairy tale. “
GILGAMESH.
“You all think you can conquer something that isn’t yours? Though A fight for Deez Nuts would make a nice scene of entertainment. But again you mongrels are mistaken in what you possess! DEEZ NUTS are MINE.”
“Archer, no.”
He’s not doing this with him today.
JEHANNE D’ARC.
❝ Forgive me, but what exactly are ‘deez nuts’? I can only presume they are a type of peanut brand, yet… ❞
“From what I can gather from extensive research into the term, ‘deez nuts’ refers to... well...” Nope. He’s not telling her. “On second thought, perhaps a holy maiden such as yourself should not learn what the term means after all.”
QUEEN MEDB.
❝ I will gladly conquer what you call deez nuts!!”
“Erm. That previous offer of mine did not extend to you, Rider.”
ZERO.
“But, does anyone know of… ‘bofa’?”
“I do not. Tell me, what is this ‘bofa’ you speak of?”
As the city remained engulfed in the chaos it has become entranced by, there was but one interesting sight - a chariot, whizzing past various bystanders, before coming to an abrupt stop in the middle of the road. The large man standing atop the chariot was not an unfamiliar one to the city; he had been here roughly a month or two by now, and had, as such, become more privy to certain things - such as the internet. Browsing this fantastic creation of man, Rider found one thing that interested him and had him amused by the very existence - Vines.
As such, Rider felt it pertinent to ‘do it for the vine’, as he had seen somewhere in his internet travels. Which brought him here today, to make a rather... unusual proclamation.
“Citizens of the Hive! Iskander, King of Conquerors, orders you to... conquer deez nuts!”
He did it. The absolute madman.
alright folks, it’s time
with the second part of the event underway, I’m going to toss up an ad for those who would like to fight alongside Rider! if you really want to fight against him you’re free to; just let me know in advance.
with everyone’s powers back, Rider is... kinda powerful. especially with his Reality Marble and chariot. just keep this in mind for fight threads, if you decide you wanna fight him. but really why would you want to he’s a big teddy bear
cap’s at 6! castmates are exempt from this cap.
also, if I owe you something for part 1 still, please let me know if you want it to be for part 2 instead! thanks!
Send my character a stupid fake situation, and they will try to give advice on how to handle it
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Warning: Characters will answer in character! They might give bad advice on this stupid/fake situation. Do not send in a real problem when doing this meme!
Send me a food emoji for my muse to answer questions!
☕️: Do you prefer coffee or tea? Why?
🍵: Do you stick with your family's values and beliefs? Why or why not?
🍶: Can you hold you liquor? How much can you take before you act drunk? How much before you pass out?
🍺: What are some traditions that you have? What do they mean to you?
🍸: Do you like your body? Do you wish to have a different skin tone, hair color, eye color, etc.? How come?
🍹: Dream vacation? What makes it so appealing to you?
🍷: Have you made any modifications to your body, such as plastic surgery, piercings, tattoos, etc.?
🍕: Are you a sports fanatic? If so, what kind?
🍔: Would you rather eat out or cook for yourself? If you were forced to eat out, what types of places would you go to?
🍟: Do you train, whether it be just working out or learning to control any abilities you have? Do you enjoy it? Is there something you do or enjoy doing afterwards?
🍗: Are your sleeping and eating patterns well-established or irregular? Do you wish to change that?
🍖: How much time do you spend with family and friends? Do you feel as if it is enough?
🍝: Is there a random thing that just reminds you of home or a pleasant memory? Do you understand why or do you see absolutely no correlation between it and the memory?
🍛: Do you open up to strangers easily? How long does it take to earn your trust? What does it take?
🍤: Do you believe that broken relationships can be mended? What is something that, to you, immediately breaks a relationship?
🍱: What is your thought on keeping pets? If you had to have one pet, which would you have?
🍣: Do you live a simple or fancy lifestyle? What is the underlying reason? Do you wish to change that?
🍥: Do you pay more attention to intricate details or the bigger picture? Or do you believe that you keep a balance of the two?
🍙: Do you practice a religion? If so, which one? For what reason do you practice it?
🍘: What does honor mean to you? Do you have honor? To what extent do you have it?
🍚: Is there such thing as "too plain" to you? What is the embodiment of those words?
🍜: Do you like heat or cold more? What is something you find unappealing about the other one?
🍲: Are you patient? How far does your patience go? What is one thing that will tick you off no matter what?
🍢: Are you open to trying new things? Why or why not?
🍡: Have you ever met a person who changed you significantly? How did they change you? Did they open your eyes? Make you a better person?
🍳: Do you accept hospitality and help from others? Are you someone who will provide assistance? To whom?
🍞: How do you view your current life? Do you find it to be a fortunate or unfortunate situation? Is it plain, or does it have flavor?
🍩: Do you approve of your hometown's law enforcement? How about your current home's system? What makes you feel the way you do about it?
🍮: Traditional or Modern? What do you dislike about the other lifestyle?
🍦: How often do you treat yourself? What do you treat yourself to? A spa day, alcohol, etc.?
🍨: Do you stress eat? What (other) activities do you take part in to relieve stress?
🍧: Do you want children? If so, how many? Do you believe that to be complete, a woman must bear offspring?
🎂: Do you celebrate birthdays? Do you enjoy birthdays? How do you usually feel on your birthday?
🍰: Are some holidays overly mainstream? Which ones feel pointless and over-exaggerated?
🍪: Are there simple things that make you happy? What are some of them? Do they make you feel that way because of a connection to something? If so, what is that connection?
🍫: Do you have any guilty pleasures? Does the guilt in them come right away or slowly build up? Despite those feelings, are they worth it?
🍬: Do you have a sweet tooth? How often do you indulge in sweets?
🍭: Did you enjoy your childhood? Why or why not? What memory most influenced your current reflection?
🍯: Have you ever made a promise to someone or yourself that you couldn't keep? How do you feel about it?
🍎: What, in your opinion, is your best quality? What do others say is your best quality? Do you agree with them?
🍏: What, in your opinion, is your worst quality? What do others say is your worst quality? Do you agree with them?
🍊: What do you look for in a leader? Can you describe an ideal leader?
🍋: What are qualities in a leader that you feel are not acceptable in the very least? Why do you believe this?
🍒: What is your sexual orientation? What is your romantic preference? If you have any, what are your turn ons? What about turn offs?
🍇: Are you a virgin? If so, do want to stay that way? If not, how did you lose your virginity?
🍉: Could you stay with the same person all your life? Do you feel comfortable with a commitment like that? Why or why not?
🍓: Do you give second chances? Are you comfortable with cutting all ties and bonds with people?
🍑: Is there a meaning behind your name? Do you like your name? Have you ever changed it?
🍈: What do you identify as in terms of gender? Are you male, female, genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, or non-binary? Do you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth? If not, what was the point when you found out that you weren't cisgender?
🍌: Do you like playing pranks? Do you find them amusing? If someone were to play one on you, how would you feel?
🍐: Do you carry a lot of responsibility on your shoulders? Does it bother you?
🍍: Which do you find more appealing, beaches or mountains? What are your reasons behind your opinion?
🍠: Does everyone have the potential to be a great person? Why or why not? Is there prejudice in your society against a group of people for a reason they cannot control?
🍆: Does someone's past define them? Can their mistakes be washed away completely, or will there always be significant damage? Does someone who's committed a crime deserve a second chance?
🍅: What is something you absolutely hate? What caused you to hate it so much?
🌽: Do you love yourself fully as a person? Why or why not?