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game of thrones but they're all vying for HOA presidency
You've somehow made GoT even more vicious and cut throat
Announcing a new chapter of The Baratheon Brothers Present: 500 Ways to Date in the West(eros), The Dating Game of Thrones.
Summary: Sansa, against her better judgment, has accepted a dare from her friend Jeyne to go on the Dating Game. Now she has to pick the best date.Â
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Could I submit a prompt for the Dating in West(eros) fic? I had an idea for two unlikely people: Catelyn and Ellaria OR Catelyn and Melisandre Just an idea!
🤔🤔🤔 interesting! We’ll see if any of the authors are intrigued enough to try it out. And you’re always more than welcome to write it yourself! We’d be happy to add you to the authors on the fic! ❤️
Update: I’m writing Catelyn/Melisandre! I’ll submit it to you when finished ❤️ @baratheonbrotherspresent
Could I submit a prompt for the Dating in West(eros) fic? I had an idea for two unlikely people: Catelyn and Ellaria OR Catelyn and Melisandre Just an idea!
🤔🤔🤔 interesting! We’ll see if any of the authors are intrigued enough to try it out. And you’re always more than welcome to write it yourself! We’d be happy to add you to the authors on the fic! ❤️
Better Edd Than Dead, by swimmingfox on Ao3
from 500 Ways to Date in the West(eros), the latest Baratheon Brothers Present offering!
Samwell makes a profile for Edd on MySingleFriend.com! He’s ecstatic. Er, or not.
A little bit of Missandedd fluff, because I love Edd and can’t seem to pair him with anyone else anymore…
(i just saw lightnin’strike) knew it right there when i looked in your eyes
Podrick x Arya Modern AU
“Who the hell are you?” escapes from her mouth before she can even process it.
Arya should be embarrassed, because fuck if that wasn’t one of the rudest things she’s ever said to a total stranger, but she’s watched too many episodes of that Catfish tv show with Sansa to not know exactly what’s happening right now. The dude that stands in front of her has a grace to at least turn a little red, but he just rubs a hand against the back of his neck and sits down in the booth across from her.
“Um. I’m Gendry, from Tinder? And you’re Arya, right?” says Not Real Gendry as he pushes the sleeves up on his bomber jacket and barely makes eye contact.
“Okay, here’s the thing. I know you’re not the guy I matched with on Tinder. You know you’re not the guy I matched with on Tinder. So, I repeat myself, who the hell are you?” she challenges as she takes a swig of the beer she had ordered to calm her nerves while waiting for her date to show up.
50 Ways to Date in the West(eros) - Chapter 1
There is no reason to be nervous, Davos tells himself. No reason whatsoever. I am a grown man, this is all perfectly legal and consensual. Still, while he is most certainly a grown man, he’s also moseying ever closer to the far end of the spectrum that will eventually label him as an old man. That knowledge in and of itself is enough to give him pause with his thumb hovering over the Grindr app on his phone. Add to it the facts of daily doses of Metamucil, aches in his joints and lower back, the silver hair on his temples that has completely overrun the brown, and he has half a mind to not only delete the app but maybe douse his phone in bleach.
“Don’t be foolish,” he mutters to himself. “ Bleach can’t even reach the cloud.”
Cat: oh no! I can't get my feet wet! How will I make it to the other side of the river?
Theon Greyjoy, milf lover extraordinaire and local stark slut:
Who’s going to come join us?
Introducing: A Million Ways To Date In The West(erso)
Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite GoT/ASOIAF characters met on a dating app?
Are they there by choice or did some well intentioned but very misguided friend set up the profile for them in hopes for a much needed love match?
Maybe your fav has never been able to find The One because every single date is The One? And they are sincerely working on that, honest, but can you fault them for falling head over heels with just about anyone when they just have so much love to give?
Or maybe they are the traditional type, and trust no one more than a professional match maker to set them up with the potential love of their life for a couple of grand? Who cares if the match maker has obviously fake red hair, speaks with an unplaceable accent and finds your love by starring deep in her flames… erm.. fireplace? She’s a P 👏 R 👏 O 👏 F 👏 E 👏 S 👏 S 👏 I 👏 O 👏 N 👏 A 👏 L  👏
If you’ve found yourself pondering these things, we have great news for you! Us mods have also wondered about these things, frequently and explicitly in our group chat in fact. We’ve wondered so much, that we decided it was time to put out a call on tumblr dot com and see if anyone else has wondered these things and would like to contribute to our newest BBP production.Â
So here’s the thing, this time around we’re changing things up a bit. Typically us mods give a prompt (ex: Game of Thrones but circus… Game of Thrones but in a hospital.. you get it?) and have pre-selected a variety of fandom mainstays, rarepairs and crackships to play in the chosen sandbox, but we’re all about spicing things up a bit right now. We’ve given the prompt, but we think ya’ll can chose what ships you’d like to write this time. Go a little crazy here kids, give us your best (worst?) pairings!Â
Now, we’re not saying ANYTHING goes, the mods have three no-go’s that we’d Very Much Like To Be Excluded From Our Narrative; if she’s currently the QITN after that series finale, please refrain from pairing her with the likes of Baelish, Tywin or Ramsay. If that’s your thing, it’s cool, but it’s really not ours and it’s our one major request of potential contributors.Â
This also means the chapters DO NOT have to be interconnected. If someone has posted a chapter of Jaime matching with Brienne on Tinder, but you want to write Jaime falling in love with a bizarre red headed fireman named Tormund solely through their exchanges on threads in the Westeros’ Got Talent subreddit, go for it. Cuz who really cares about continuity or canon when it comes to Game of Thrones? We’ve all (probably) seen season eight here…Â
If you’d like to join this madness, here’s the Most Important Information:
The fic is going online SEPTEMBER 16TH 2019. That’s a whole month from now, so plenty of time to pre-write as much as you’d like.Â
If you’d like to participate, please shoot a DM or ask to this account. Please include an email address (fandom or personal, whichever you prefer) so the mods can get a hold of you within the next few weeks to further discuss our fast and loose guidelines and our posting non-schedule.Â
We’d like to have a finalized count of contributors by SEPTEMBER 1ST 2019,so if you’re interested, please let us know ASAP. If you have any other questions, please reach out to our DM or Ask Box! One of the mods would be happy to further explain things or give an answer. Happy Shipping! - The BBP Mod Team
so who’s gonna give this a whirl?
Introducing: A Million Ways To Date In The West(erso)
Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite GoT/ASOIAF characters met on a dating app?
Are they there by choice or did some well intentioned but very misguided friend set up the profile for them in hopes for a much needed love match?
Maybe your fav has never been able to find The One because every single date is The One? And they are sincerely working on that, honest, but can you fault them for falling head over heels with just about anyone when they just have so much love to give?
Or maybe they are the traditional type, and trust no one more than a professional match maker to set them up with the potential love of their life for a couple of grand? Who cares if the match maker has obviously fake red hair, speaks with an unplaceable accent and finds your love by starring deep in her flames... erm.. fireplace? She’s a P 👏 R 👏 O 👏 F 👏 E 👏 S 👏 S 👏 I 👏 O 👏 N 👏 A 👏 L  👏
If you’ve found yourself pondering these things, we have great news for you! Us mods have also wondered about these things, frequently and explicitly in our group chat in fact. We’ve wondered so much, that we decided it was time to put out a call on tumblr dot com and see if anyone else has wondered these things and would like to contribute to our newest BBP production.Â
So here’s the thing, this time around we’re changing things up a bit. Typically us mods give a prompt (ex: Game of Thrones but circus... Game of Thrones but in a hospital.. you get it?) and have pre-selected a variety of fandom mainstays, rarepairs and crackships to play in the chosen sandbox, but we’re all about spicing things up a bit right now. We’ve given the prompt, but we think ya’ll can chose what ships you’d like to write this time. Go a little crazy here kids, give us your best (worst?) pairings!Â
Now, we’re not saying ANYTHING goes, the mods have three no-go’s that we’d Very Much Like To Be Excluded From Our Narrative; if she’s currently the QITN after that series finale, please refrain from pairing her with the likes of Baelish, Tywin or Ramsay. If that’s your thing, it’s cool, but it’s really not ours and it’s our one major request of potential contributors.Â
This also means the chapters DO NOT have to be interconnected. If someone has posted a chapter of Jaime matching with Brienne on Tinder, but you want to write Jaime falling in love with a bizarre red headed fireman named Tormund solely through their exchanges on threads in the Westeros’ Got Talent subreddit, go for it. Cuz who really cares about continuity or canon when it comes to Game of Thrones? We’ve all (probably) seen season eight here...Â
If you’d like to join this madness, here’s the Most Important Information:
The fic is going online SEPTEMBER 16TH 2019. That’s a whole month from now, so plenty of time to pre-write as much as you’d like.Â
If you’d like to participate, please shoot a DM or ask to this account. Please include an email address (fandom or personal, whichever you prefer) so the mods can get a hold of you within the next few weeks to further discuss our fast and loose guidelines and our posting non-schedule.Â
We’d like to have a finalized count of contributors by SEPTEMBER 1ST 2019,so if you’re interested, please let us know ASAP. If you have any other questions, please reach out to our DM or Ask Box! One of the mods would be happy to further explain things or give an answer. Happy Shipping! - The BBP Mod Team
Uh... we might have an announcement to make here... in a few days... so yeah. Hold tight! ❤️
coffee shop au’s, regency au’s, fine, good, whatever. you know what your fandom really needs? a clue au. lock your six faves in a giant house and hold them to account for their canon crimes.
Mission: Two Noodle Sisters Need to Meet Up Once A Year is complete 🍝🍜🍝🍜
Thank you @sassyeggs74 and family for welcoming me and Mr. Bex into your home the past few days and showing us around your city!
I love you so much and I can’t wait for all of us Noodles to be together again next summer in Vancouver! 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞
In 12 minutes, the final episode of Game of Thrones will commence. Once upon a time, it was Game of Thrones that brought together a gaggle of gals from around the world who said to themselves "what if Game of Thrones...but under a big tent?" And then they said "what if...but on a boat? Or in a hospital? Or on the set of a soap opera?"
Tonight, the era of GoT on our television screens will be ending, but the Baratheon Bros will forever live on.
May your fries be forever salty, your tea forever scalding, your smut forever full of lemons.
For the night is dark, and full of noodles.
@jillypups @theladybex @vanillalu @sassyeggs74
We hear you Cersei...
...we also wanted elephants.