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EXPECTATIONS
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Show & Tell
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
The Stonewall Inn
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Love Begins
Game of Thrones Daily
Origami Around
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@barb-alayna-artstuff
You CAN Have It Both Ways…
At Least Allie Can…
‘Cuz sometimes a girl just needs a guy…
And sometimes… a girl just needs another girl…
A very special girl…
[Barbie]: The special kind that grabs your ass…
[Allie]: You know that guys grab my ass too… don’t you Barbs…?
[Barbie]: Not like I do Als… (smirks)
[Allie]: Mmm… that’s true… You are pretty special… (smiles)
[Barbie]: Told ya… (grins)
That’s Hot…
Allie… bringin’ the heat…
Barbie bringin’ some as well…
[Allie]: It’s not a contest Barbs… (gives side-eye)
[Barbie]: Good thing too… You would get (smirks) BURNED…
[Allie]: Riiiight… (eye-roll)
[Narrator] Yeah… These two are FIRE together..
[Allie & Barbie]: Shut-Up…
A&B’s Naughty Funnies…
[Allie]: Y’know giving me that look doesn’t get you outta trouble for eating all the Doritos Barbs…
[Barbie]: Mmmm… What if I close my eyes and tilt my head back a little more Als…? (does just that)
[Allie]: Ohhhh… fuuuuck…
A&B’s Naughty Funnies…
FYI - You can tell by the BIG smile on Allie’s face that it’s some other guy’s “it” … that she’s thinking about gagging on…
Just say’n..
She’s a Squirter…
Unfortunately… Squirters often get a little too confident about their Squirting Abilities…
So much so that they never expect an…
Ambush Squirt…!!!
[Allie]: (sighs) Was all this talk of “squirting” really necessary Barbs…???
[Barbie]: You know it was Als… (smirk)
[Allie]: (shakes head)
Of course… The these incidents always leave usual After Squirting Carnage… LOl
Down and Dirty…
I’m a dirty… dirty… dirty… dirty girl…
Duh…
Barbie
Well Duh… Thank you Captain Obvious…
LOL…
Allie
Cinema Vérité…
And the Oscar for Best Feature Short Film goes to…
[Space Stud]: (shocked) I think she’s killed herself…
[Barbie]: Pffft… I would too if you had given me a case of space crabs like that…
[Space Stud]: (yells) I DON’T HAVE SPACE CRABS…!!!
[Allie]: The fuck you dont…!!! Captain Krusty Krabs here stabbed me to try and hide the fact he infected me… Loser…
[Space Stud]: (yells) I DON’T HAVE SPACE CRABS…!!!
[Barbie]: (eye-roll) Yeah okay Captain Creepy Crawly Crotch… Just fly us to the nearest clinic…
[Allie]: Yeah… can you do that without stabbing anyone else…???
From the Scrapbook…
(Vintage photo circa 1970 of Lesbians frolicking in the wild)
“In the wild” ie: Before Birkenstocks and Subarus
A&B Naughty Funnies…
[Barbie]: To be fair… He was never that nice…
[Allie]: You say that about all the guys I date Barbs…
[Guy]: Yeah… What’s up with that Barbie…???
[Barbie]: Mind your own business Quick Draw McGraw… (smirk)
[Guy]: (looks to Allie) Babe…?
[Allie]: (shrugs) Don’t look at me… Mr. Gone in 60 Seconds…
[Guy]: Heyyyyyy… (pouts)
[Allie & Barbie]: (giggling)
Anime-ted…
[Allie]: You’re definitely throwing off Anime Chick vibes in this pic Barbs…
[Barbie]: (sighs) I s’pose…
[Allie]: I thought you liked the Anime Chick look sweetie…?
[Barbie]: I do… It’s just…
[Allie]: Wait…
[Allie]: Better now..?
[Barbie]: (big grins)
A&B’s Naughty Funnies…
[Barbie]: Or caught in my teeth…
[Allie]: BARB…!!!!
[Barbie]: What…? (giggles)
Hail To The Queen Baby…
Apparently… You can’t always have it your way…
Barbie
*Cums with toy surprise…
Schwinn…???
More like SCHWINNG…!!!
[Barbie]: Party on Als…
[Allie]: Party on Barbs…
Cuddle Time Besties…
Yeahhhh… This is how you’ll find us when we aren’t slutting it up on Tumblr with some random Follower…
Allie & Barbie
FYI - Slutting it up can take a lot out of you… so we take little cuttle naps to keep up our energy level…
For more slutting it up later obviously…
Fuck the Haters…
Lucky that Allie & Barbie are partners that back each other up right or wrong… and are willing to tag team all comers in situations such as this…
FYI - Tumblr Bloggers can be the best partners when it comes to Angry Sex or Hate Fucking…
True story…
That Outfit Is So Last Week…
[Allie]: The 4th of July is over Barbs… You can get out of that getup now…
[Barbie]: Can’t I just…
[Allie]: Y’know you’re starting to look silly in it…
[Barbie]: Awwww… But it makes me feel so… EMPOWERED… (grins)
[Allie]: (shrugs) You do look pretty powerful in it Babe… Kinda hot too…
[Barbie]: (smirks) I can do this all day…
[Allie]: (eye-roll) Now cut that out…!!!