Bar Baited

Independent Strade rp blog from the BTD game. 

[dovchkiin-deactivated20190612]

To provoke me is a horrible,                                               horrible,                                                                mistake.

[devoutbrother]

dear  uncle  jack ,

               a few days ago i saw a bunch of citizens chasing someone down the street .   they ran right past me !   so naturally ,   i was swept up in the flow ,   and soon i was chasing the man down the street as well .   and i’m pretty sure we caught up with him !   but ,   i can’t remember what happened next .   i think we beat him …   but i can’t remember if we killed him or not !   do you know who he was ?   do you know if we killed him ?   do you know why we were chasing him ?

independent arthur hastings blog of we happy few!

[skeletonenthusiast]

Strade in hell after Ren lets him die:

That wasn’t very cash money of you

[barbaited]

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

but this silver knife,

looks so good inside you.

Lilies are white,

Your skin is grey,

Whatever you scream,

You have no say.

[barbaited]

ooc; a special thanks to all who’ve been sending questions for Strade, etc. and generally surprising me with lovely messages to come back to.  I’ll reply to all of them with time!

I’m still recovering from my illness (it requires tons of rest, and alas, I still have to work) but I will slowly start popping out replies probably between this week and the next.  I look forward to replying to everyone and starting threads with those I have not yet!

[barbaited]

ooc; Replies will be slow for a little while.  There’s an illness going around the office (and my entire state, it seems, based on the amount of people I know in this whole state that are ill at the moment, lmfao); take care everybody

edit: bonus points: Anyone who can correctly guess my last three random face claims (I’ll only count one person per “faceclaim” used) wins a oneshot drabble or a oneshot thread: give me three prompts and I’ll pick 1 of the 3 for either.  And that’s only if you want to, as a game for when I return?

By ‘oneshot’ it will be non-canon to the blog’s typical verses so you have more freedom to request things.

[gurobob]

[barbaited]

Considering your muse is a very devious, dark, violent boy what are muns limits? What is the one thing you cannot ever be convinced to write that is in his canon?

ooc; My limits are whatever my partner’s limits are combined with how comfortable I am with them and whether or not it’s appropriate (oh shit, that’s subjective) for the story we’re telling.  There are some limits I don’t need to be concerned about because they simply won’t arise with Strade.  

Your character must:

be someone he would target for him to victimize the character, 

be typically discovered in the exact places he targets victims (i.e. bars), 

be easy to dispose of or he gets to live behind bars.

Some things might never be appropriate and I do not have a strong trust of most writers on tumblr, so unless it’s particularly clear and we know each other particularly well, things aren’t ever going to go into what I would consider particularly dark territory.

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

For Munday, anonymously ask the mun something you want to know about them, their portrayal, or what they will/won’t write.

Especially if it’s something you’re too shy or afraid to ask off-anon. 

(Admin note: If you reblog this from someone, try to send them something, even if it’s just a basic question. The mun will really appreciate it.)

[barbaited]

rosemarygrayson‌:

‘Far enough ahead’ was a good point.  Including today…The party wouldn’t be till next week so…Twelve days!  She’d be sure to talk to someone in charge before she left.  The camera idea was a great one!  Rosie’s face lit up when he brought it up.  

“Oh~!  We could all go together to get the film developed.  And then since we’ll be at the store already we could…”  She thought back to being 14, when she was super into scrap booking.  Her mother had insisted on getting two prints of every photo so that one could be kept safe and Rosie was free to cut up and glitterize the other.  She might have mentioned her little trip down memory lane but…He didn’t really look like the scrap booking type of guy?  Certainly not the type that liked to bedazzle things.  So she didn’t want to bore him when he was being kind enough to offer advice.  

She moved to tilt the menu down so he could see it better but that turned out to be unnecessary.  

“I definitely like meat.  One of my friends is a vegetarian thought so lemme just check what’s in the wrap~”  She looked at the Mediterranean wrap in the menu and checked out the ingredients.  "It all looks really good.  Hmm…Say, did you order yet?  I’m actually gunna get all of the things you mentioned so I can taste them.  I doubt I’ll finish it all in one go and I’d rather it be enjoyed fresh then re-heated the next day.“  There wasn’t any sort of euphemism in her tone, she genuinely just wanted to know if he was up for a free dinner.

...He arched a brow, still smiling as he listened to her idea on sharing the food.  “Sure, I’ll eat whatever’s left.”  How convenient - not that he needed to penny pinch, but saving some money was never a bad decision.  Besides, the real question was what led her to make that decision.  Was she truly indecisive enough to want all of it for sampling, or was she trying to please a complete stranger?

“I’d only ordered my coffee, so that sounds fine with me.”  Saving money--it might be better to just pay for the entire meal himself when the opportunity came, just to keep up a more positive impression.  That’s how people needed to behave, after all.  “You must be really excited for this party.”

[barbaited]

karismatickitty‌:

‘ well, if you just want coffee then there’s a starbucks close by too… ’ this sucks. she’s just gonna have to settle for some low cost starbucks shot for her instagram instead of that cute latte art. –but, it’s about treating him. NOT about how many likes she gets on her photos. 

‘ if that’s okay! –if not we can find some place else with good coffee. ’

“Well, now, I don’t think I said the cafe was a ‘no’ - just that I’ll probably be ordering something more simple.  We’re headed to the place you like, all right?”  He grinned.  “A place that specializes like that is gonna have some damn good coffee, I think.”

He took a few steps in the right direction before looking back at her with a relaxed smile.  “Shall we?”

[alleyspata-deactivated20170924]

bloody lip kisses did you mean

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                                          INDIE LAWRENCE & REN              BOYFRIEND TO DEATH 2:FRESH BLOOD BY GUROBOB

YASS!!! These are the two most innocent (or not) garbage angels in the game BTD. Not gonna lie though they are pretty problematic considering one of them is into necrophilia and the other is a murderer in the making. This blog is explicit for those and more reasons for 18+ only!!!                                              if you wanna interact like or reblog this!!!

[barbaited]

daedaluscried‌:

“ I… suppose so, “ Eirena gave a short laugh, rubbing the back of her head, “ I don’t know if it makes me more interesting. Just my actions right this second are pretty interesting. And, I mean… I guess I have hobbies. But nothing special or important. “ It was so easy for the young woman to diss herself, to bring herself down until she thought she might break down entirely.

“ So… How did you become a handyman? Are you just good with tools or… is there a certain passion behind it? “ Eirena leaned slightly across the table.

Nothing special or important. He took a sip of his beer. It was a real shame that she was from a rich family. ...Then again...

"I think it is very fascinating to see what happens when you use tools," he smiled. "I like getting up close and personal with projects. You have to really feel what they are and aren't able to take from the tools in your hand. You always have to know when to switch to a better one or when to ease up and give it a break. I'm no expert handyman, but I've never had a problem feeling it out any issues that come up on the job," he smiled.

If nothing else, maybe he could at least have her eating up any support he could give her. For now.

[barbaited]

Sickick - Mind Games

Watch me turn your mind into my own.

[barbaited]

"Date?"

Send me “Date?” and i’ll answer…

Who asks for it:

[X] Your muse asks mine (at this rate)[ ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[X] Platonic Date[X] Romantic Date???[ ] First Date[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[ ] Movies  • [ ] Romantic Comedy  • [ ] Adventure Movie  • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)  • [ ] Horror  • [ ] Drama  • [ ] Buddy Movie  • [ ] ___ (other options)[ ] Restaurant  • [ ] Expensive/High Class  • [X ] Small and familiar  • [ ] Fast Food[ ] Nature • [ ] Beach • [ ] Park • [X ] Forest     • [ ] …and having a picnic[ ] Visiting a Museum[ ] Visiting an amusement park[X ] Visiting a haunted location[ ] Staying at home • [ ] Watching movies • [ ] Playing Video Games • [ ] Reading[ ] ___ (other options) 

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ] …holding hands[ ] …a kiss[ ] …in bed[ ] …knowing each other better [ ] …sleepover between friends [ ] …a marriage proposal[X ] SURVIVAL?

Should you reblog this?:

[X] Yes. I want to send you one.[ ] Yes.[ ] No.

[barbaited]

(Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes. This is a new one I haven't seen before) Bunny Lily realized as soon as she sent the message with the pic that she put the wrong last digit. It was a 3 instead of an 8. She started to sweat as she saw the message was sent to whoever saw it.

Accidental Nudes

“Hmmmmm,” he hummed, pausing from his work to answer his cellphone.  It was only a text, after all.  Nothing to worry about.  Besides, it was incredible to see the look of intense relief and confusion at the surreal break provided to the fox beneath him.  “Und was ist das?”

He turned his phone around to show it to his pet, grinning over the photo.  “Lovely, isn’t she?  Would you like me to bring her next time you’re in...need?  We could all have fun together.”  

He dropped the phone for the time being, returning to his initial focus.  Only later did he text back suggesting she be more careful and that he would delete it, since he doubted she meant to send that to a stranger.

He’d keep it.  It wasn’t hard to transfer a photo to his computer and delete it off his phone.