It’s Barbing Time

Cal | Minor | they/them | Ivjysk stans Interact at your own risk

[fansttuck]

Lloron is a monster. He should have been thrown into a blender, kept alive, then burned, hung, and turned inside out, all while still living. Stop supporting murderers.

[aberrantafterthought]

not a thing i see coming from you is ever intelligible 😭

[fansttuck]

The leave

[aberrantafterthought]

the leave

[fansttuck]

SHUT UP

[aberrantafterthought]

what did lloron ever do to you?

[fansttuck]

I don't know what did eeften ever do to you?

[aberrantafterthought]

be annoying and i think manipulative but i don't want her to endure medieval tortures??

[fansttuck]

Well then you're not a true hater

[aberrantafterthought]

i hate her to my core you are simply weird and violent

[barbels-excellent-personality]

why does everyone hate lloron? What did they do? I thought they were an alright character?

[fanstuck-confessions]

if violet thinks fasist has any redeeming qualities shes a worse author than i thought fasist is the most unlikable character and i cant even love to hate him because the author thinks hes supposed to have some deep subtext but it isnt there do better #downwithviolet #fanstuckvioletisoverparty

[fasueva4life]

*rolls eyes* some people are too dumb to beyond facades! your the same type of people that thinks Sueva is just some bitch and Cathy is actually happy *rolls eyes again*

[aberrantafterthought]

THIS

[barbels-excellent-personality]

His name. Is Fascist Cisgender-Heterosexual. If trolls had middle names, his would be a slur

[aberrantafterthought]

can't do shit omg

[barbels-excellent-personality]

is this because of the thirsttrap? I already said I’m sorry for the cosplay edit!

[aberrantafterthought]

what's going on with the mods?

[barbels-excellent-personality]

I dunno. Creative differences? I hope I don’t have to Change my pfp and url. Barbel is like a 5th of my personality at this point

[barbels-excellent-personality]

I know that thinking ethan is like kind of cringey or whatever is kind of the default state of the fandom but if you genuinely harbor real hatred for him I think there's something wrong with you. Hes a teenage dude with a pet dog. he follows his heart. if you hate him you are sick

[barbels-excellent-personality]

Small Vickie rant real quick. I don’t care if her music tastes are bad, stop fucking demonizing her. Literally everything people complain about her is something they discovered only AFTER they decided to hate her. Like I’ll be in an argument about her on discord and they’ll take 15 minutes to go re read the part where Severn Bites The other lime guy and quote that as her not fucking doing anything when she fucking PUNCHED Severn to get him to stop doing that shit. Legit After Hope broke off their friendship with Vickie the fandom perception has never been the same smh

[ivjysk]

Honestly I’ve got to say that the Barbel ♠️ Ivjysk shippers are crying right now. I know the authors don’t read fanfic but really? They had such an interesting potential and now it’s ♣️ With Brasil of all people? It was so sudden and I honestly can’t find myself enjoying this new dynamic. Sorry for the small rant ig.

[barbels-excellent-personality]

I’m actually really interested in where they’re going with this. I’ll admit the ♠️ With Brasil came out of nowhere, especially after the sword exchange, but I think ♣️ Barbel will be interesting! I mean we tend to underestimate the authors but they do payoff REALLY well when it comes to this sort of non sense. We just haven’t seen it yet

[barbels-excellent-personality]

I never paid attention to fasist or judy much but theyd make a cute blackrom ship! ^-^

I personally don’t support age gaps that big. Fasist is still a teenager and Judy is a married 17 billion year old god

[barbels-excellent-personality]

Why the fuck is Vriska here????? Hello???????

[barbels-excellent-personality]

Pale fasist x Hanjop

they’re awful for each other. Go ahead

[fansttuck]

HanjopxNguyen is such a perfect redrom ship I really hope it becomes cannon

[vivianfanstuckenjoyer]

I have found the fanfiction of that ship to be... Rather concerning.

Not sure how I feel about it anymore.

[barbels-excellent-personality]

Man speak for yourself. Everytime I see a barbel ♠️ Ivjysk fic I loose a piece of my sanity. I still don’t get why people do that

[vivianfanstuckenjoyer]

I think I would enjoy that more than Ivjysk ♠️ Krokaa

Those fics are just like

Domestic abuse but then they try to make it like

Sexy

And fall flat so hard

They usually devolve into Ivjysk beating the shit out of Krokaa for several pages

[ivjysk]

Yeah Krokaa ♠️ Ivjysk just really isn’t that interesting anymore. There’s maybe like 5 fics that I can tolerate. Maybe if that ship wasn’t so hyper inflated and overdone then yeah I’d read it more. But every fic is just angst, Hurt/comfort, or hurt no comfort. Also, barbel ♠️ Ivjysk fics are actually pretty good in my opinion???? The ao3 ones at least. The whole detective dynamic is interesting to read and write about. You’ve got a pretty unique dynamic of someone who’s actively suspicious of Ivjysk, PLUS the fact that Ivjysk hurt barbel’s matesprite. It creates lots of organic tension and both have their own character driven motivations rather then plot motivations. Barbel ♠️ Ivjysk just has a lot of potentional is all I’m saying

[vivianfanstuckenjoyer]

I have read quite a few where they completely break Ivjysk's character just to make them obsessed with Barbel's ass.

Like she starts doing shit like

Holding the door open for Barbel

Just to see Barbel's ass as they walk by.

Like Ivjysk just gets ridiculously obsessed but not in an Ivjysk way and more like

A looney tunes way.

[barbels-excellent-personality]

The worst part of being a barbel Stan is people only mention barbel for his body :(

[vivianfanstuckenjoyer]

I'm sorry, but your username is literally barbels-excellent-ass

Like I feel like it would be barbels-excellent-personality if you were so opposed to the sexualization of Barbel

[barbels-excellent-personality]

Fuck you

[fansttuck]

HanjopxNguyen is such a perfect redrom ship I really hope it becomes cannon

[vivianfanstuckenjoyer]

I have found the fanfiction of that ship to be... Rather concerning.

Not sure how I feel about it anymore.

[barbels-excellent-personality]

Man speak for yourself. Everytime I see a barbel ♠️ Ivjysk fic I loose a piece of my sanity. I still don’t get why people do that

[vivianfanstuckenjoyer]

I think I would enjoy that more than Ivjysk ♠️ Krokaa

Those fics are just like

Domestic abuse but then they try to make it like

Sexy

And fall flat so hard

They usually devolve into Ivjysk beating the shit out of Krokaa for several pages

[ivjysk]

Yeah Krokaa ♠️ Ivjysk just really isn’t that interesting anymore. There’s maybe like 5 fics that I can tolerate. Maybe if that ship wasn’t so hyper inflated and overdone then yeah I’d read it more. But every fic is just angst, Hurt/comfort, or hurt no comfort. Also, barbel ♠️ Ivjysk fics are actually pretty good in my opinion???? The ao3 ones at least. The whole detective dynamic is interesting to read and write about. You’ve got a pretty unique dynamic of someone who’s actively suspicious of Ivjysk, PLUS the fact that Ivjysk hurt barbel’s matesprite. It creates lots of organic tension and both have their own character driven motivations rather then plot motivations. Barbel ♠️ Ivjysk just has a lot of potentional is all I’m saying

[vivianfanstuckenjoyer]

I have read quite a few where they completely break Ivjysk's character just to make them obsessed with Barbel's ass.

Like she starts doing shit like

Holding the door open for Barbel

Just to see Barbel's ass as they walk by.

Like Ivjysk just gets ridiculously obsessed but not in an Ivjysk way and more like

A looney tunes way.

[barbels-excellent-personality]

The worst part of being a barbel Stan is people only mention barbel for his body :(

[barbels-excellent-personality]

Thoughts on fasist x Hanjop 👁️

What quadrant?

[fansttuck]

HanjopxNguyen is such a perfect redrom ship I really hope it becomes cannon

[vivianfanstuckenjoyer]

I have found the fanfiction of that ship to be... Rather concerning.

Not sure how I feel about it anymore.

[barbels-excellent-personality]

Man speak for yourself. Everytime I see a barbel ♠️ Ivjysk fic I loose a piece of my sanity. I still don’t get why people do that

[coolbrewed]

build-a-bot workshop.

[mechatyto]

🍎🍊🎄🍋🍏

[thisisnotaustin]

homestuck re-designs

(originally posted to Twitter on Oct 27th, 2021)