#1 masche fan

mariah, 20. futbol club barcelona. flagrantly indulging in heterosexuality.

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popping back just to say

last night i had a vivid sex dream about daniel day-lewis

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A group of thinkpieces is actually called a "plague"

so i know i don’t go here anymore BUT if i have any followers (esp mutuals! hi!) who miss my content, i started a newsletter! it’s mostly essays and cultural criticism but who knows where this journey will take us

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wow, they gave the ballon d’or to a Woman. really makes you think. maybe soccer is finally becoming more equitable — oh they asked her to twerk on stage and ronaldo still has a career? nmind

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manita bitchez

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i love this song

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the der spiegel article about the ronaldo allegations is so fucking upsetting and difficult to read. worse is the fact that the story has been floating around for ages now and soccer media just like... doesn’t care? like how is this not HUGE how is this not the only thing soccer media is talking about lmao oh right. bc sports hates women

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Dani Alves preparing for Fashion Week 😂👠 could probably defend in those heels too! 🤣

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can you believe this site used to be all 16 y/o virgins talking bout wanting neymar to choke them n nut in their ass

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i love this so much. Nobody cares. Work harder!

[kendrajk]

You Can (Not) Advance

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Awaken the Phantom

[marcosllorente]

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also loved the totally cazh celebration. nbd guys it’s alaves

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low free kicks are bde

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sike i AM watching the game, look at me being a real fan again

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should i watch all or nothing on amazon just for the pep content

a) yes

b) no

c) what the fuck THIS is what you come back to say on the day of barca’s first league game

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twitter coming for my goddamn life today