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cryptotheism

HOW TO BECOME FAT

(from the Ashmole translation of Secretum Secretorum)

jmenfoot

#meth and a soft bed after snacks ok #sounds doable

halalchampagnesocialist

This is definitely ‘a discussion for another day’ type of post but I can’t help think about how much criticism Qatar copped for its hosting of the World Cup (and some of it was very valid) but instead of focusing that criticism of Qatar on its use of migrant slave labour to build those stadiums, a lot of it was the same racist projection of Qatar being homophobic and anti-women due to being an Arab/Muslim country but these same western liberals are silent over the US hosting the World Cup despite also being misogynistic and homophobic! That’s not even including everything happening with ICE etc, its funding and complicity of the genocide in Palestine, bombing Iran etc like…

badvintagecooking

Hot Cheese Dip with Fruit

Better Homes and Gardens: cooking with cheese. Meredith Press, 1966.

#pleasantly surprised that the fruit in question is not pineapple

captain-jale

*kicks a ball sadly* no football tonight ....

#on se fait chier #bon par contre je vais essayer de retrouver un rythme de sommeil raisonnable

argumate

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

prokopetz

Critiquing your boner's backstory.

prokopetz

Interrogating your boner's unexamined assumptions.

prokopetz

Situating your boner within its proper sociopolitical context.

memorycycle

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

mantaradio

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

footieridiculosity

I’m so sad for Leo. I won’t ever watch another like him. There may never be another like him.

footieridiculosity

Oh fuck he’s still crying 😭😭😭

#my loooooooove you deserved the world

miunose

you could say tina tried their best, gave it their all, were good sports, were only slightly outplayed, and showed their fighting spirit but alas none of that is true. oh dear!

#honestly #except Martinez who did everything he could and then some

zero-cycle

Argentina having more red cards than goal attempts is my favorite statistic of this finale

schmilsson

sports arent real

schmilsson

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

#I wanted him to leave on a victory :(#I say about both Deschamps and Messi which might have pose a logistic issue

caljordan

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

#it is his fate

fairycosmos

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

ryebreadgf

just learned americans have different standard paper sizes than everyone else. what do you MEAN you don’t have A4 as the standard. what do you mean your standard paper size isn’t even the same size as an A4. apparently it’s like. ’letter’ and ’legal’ and whatever else. help!!!

ryebreadgf

this is so scary

huggingtentacles

That has to be false. That's misinformation hold on

huggingtentacles

holy fucking shit

hydro-dragon

So I work in engineering; and always wondered who used these weird “A” sizes I’d see in large printer settings that I’ve never seen any company even have paper in stock for. Now I know.

And now I have to be one of those obnoxious US Americans because WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE THESE WEIRD UNEVEN DIMENSIONS!? Even in metric most of the “A” settings are an annoying ratio! 210x297mm? 594x841mm!? What’s the point of using such small units of measurement if you’re not going to make sensible sizes!?

psychuan

because the largest standard paper size is A0 which is exactly one square metre of paper with an aspect ratio of the square root of two. this gives us a nice simple measurement of area for the paper as well as allows us to do the halving/doubling magic. A1 is 0.5m², A2 is 0.25m² etc.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The halving/doubling magic that psychaun refers to is the fact that you can get each paper in the series by cutting the previous one in half. I fold some A4 paper in half, I have an A5 booklet. I tape two A4 pieces together along their long side, I have an A3 piece. Each piece of paper is half the area of the previous and half the width of the previous' length with a length the same as the previous' width. The aspect ratio is exactly the same for every size. This makes it very easy to resize things, fold things inside each other, and calculate the size of paper you've never used before based on its name. "I can resize this to fit any other paper size because the aspect ratio is identical," "I can fold a standard size in half to get the next standard size down" and "the area I'm working with can be multiplied up to fit into a metre squared without any messy fractions of leftover paper" are all far more practical considerations for a paper size than "the millimetre length of this paper size isn't a round number".

#Americans be like #why would you use irrational nonsensical dimensions like the weird 5.8’’ instead of our traditional and rational 8.5’’#we keep having the temperature conversation