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Hey I'm Jas I like D&D, Game of Thrones, and drawing

[bardic-rose]

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[death-420]

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.

[lesbiantiana]

someone: *hates Pearl* 

 me: DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT

[ajansingx-deactivated20231211]

spongebob fandom wild af

[konoe-archive-deactivated202108]

overwatch wants what nintendogs has

[konoe-archive-deactivated202108]

gay representation.

[opalmoths-deactivated20200916]

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[squidbitch-deactivated20231111]

Jon’s the guy with his head down

[monzenbashi]

Visit Original Link

[bardic-rose]

Your art is absolutely lovely! Thank you for it

Thank you so much!

[krawps]

*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL

[underwherequestionmark]

im high as fuck and i opened my phone and this was the first thing i saw which scared almost the literal shit out of me i screamed

[thebootydiaries]

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[porterr-robinson]

[asong-of-thrones]

this is so sad alexa play jenny of oldstones

[virtuafighteryaoi-deactivated20]

same thread

[shitpostgenerator]

*gentle breathing* ffeel my squid

[yugirimistwalker]

god ok. so. recap of events

last night, tf2 got its first content update in like 7 months. a single new case and some bug fixes, the tf team probably expecting to throw a minor cosmetic update to keep the game at least a little fresh. in doing so, they did something to the drop rates of crates, and inadvertently added a new bug: certain crates now have a 100% chance of dropping unusuals, generally considered the most expensive items in the game. people inevitably figured this out and, well, made the most out of it.

for further context, one of the most exclusive items in the game is the Burning Team Captain, with only around 5 ever having been unboxed before this all went down. since the update dropped last night, 3 more have been unboxed.

so far valve has not said, let alone done, anything about this and nobody has any idea how they’re going to resolve this. it would be a financial and logistical nightmare to roll back all the unboxes and community market purchases, but at the same time if it isn’t reverted it’ll utterly shatter the ingame economy since unusuals are such a large part of it. people have spent years building up inventories full of tens of thousands of dollars worth of unusuals that are becoming near-worthless with every hour. the tf2 subreddit is on total lockdown until valve releases a statement. it’s total chaos and i’m loving it

[carnival-phantasm]

This is somehow funnier than cryptocurrency crashes

[ashapyke-deactivated20200818]

the trick is to stan characters w real world names like jon or asha so you can avoid getting known at parent teacher conferences when they call for ser barristan’s parents to come through

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[aairplanesandterminals]

“I need help in this shit” mood same