i like The Things

[ryebreadgf]

I’m out clubbinggg

[section8babe]

Reminder: love should be fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Reminder to get up and move around today if you can. I don’t want your muscles to atrophy.

[theonion]

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[ilya-sweetheart]

‘shane walks ilya like a dog’ but not bc he’s a nagging wife. they’re just like that; ilya handed him the leash and said “here hold this” and placed the collar on himself

examples

shane watching a fight on the ice and he can tell ilya is itching to join “give them hell baby”

ilya driving them home from a romantic dinner date “unzip your jeans i need to suck your dick”

shane telling ilya to post thirstraps on instagram just so he can comment “mine”

[homunculus-argument]

"You only get one family" is true, but not in the way that people who like to say that think it is. You only get one family, the first one is free. If that one sucks or it's just not a good match, you can get a new one but you're gonna have to find that one yourself.

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[glovesdown]

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I keep forgetting that the state of Utah isn’t solely Mormons

[lostinthewrongfandom]

You also didn't know that FNaF was set in Utah till five minutes ago

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Come on down to Utah. We have such wonders as... Mormons.. oh but also we have uh... murdered children.. possessing murder robots...

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I’m good

[b0nkcreat]

My fucking pringles just blew away in the wind

[b0nkcreat]

if my favorite pringle got swept into the sky never to be seen again i would not be posting about it on tumblr i would be an active suicide risk

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[angel-derangement]

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

[hollowboobtheory]

I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory

[hollowboobtheory]

like yes actually there is a conversation to be had about how a characters actions are framed and how they thematically fit with the rest of the story and it can in fact reflect the author's beliefs. some authors are even trying to make a point

[hollowboobtheory]

not all depiction is glorification but sometimes it is and you need to be able to tell the difference. not because your immortal soul will be tainted by reading The Bad One, but because you need to have reading comprehension skills

[hollowboobtheory]

peer reviewed

[hollowboobtheory]

[redstonedust]

does anyone else's brain really like to mash together sentences in languages that have no business being mashed. was petting one of our cats and thought with full confidence "この gatinho es とても wunderbar" and didn't reigster that it was wrong at first. ich bin cooked.