Bard's Song

Alfie ✦ They/Them ✦ 18+ Dark Content ✦ 

[bards-song]

✶𝙽𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗✶

Welcome to the Tavern! Sit down, let me play and sing a song of tales for you.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎

𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙸𝚗 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 :

Mine. (Oikawa x Iwa x Reader)

𝙼𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐 : [N/A]

𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚎 (𝚙𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜) : “Tōru being a god and you are simply his disciple...good church boys bend over.”

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚜

𝙼𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎

𝚃𝚊𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

𝙼𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚛𝚍

𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚜, 𝙰𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚜

[bards-song]

Ack I’ve been AFK because I got obsessed with Genshin, whoopsie

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totally not thinking about Matsu’s dick right now....nope no coke can thoughts right now, no not me. 

[bards-song]

“𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞.”

𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚘 𝚃𝚎𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚘 𝚡 𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜: 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙳𝚞𝚋𝚌𝚘𝚗, 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝/𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝟽𝟶𝟶 / 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎

When you told your parents you were getting a business degree, you thought you were getting into a comfortable life of office drama and paperwork. A life of getting yourself coffee and sitting in front of a desk, a life of working 9-5 every weekday, a life where you didn't need to hit the books too hard in college. 

You expected to be working.

You didn't expect to be bent over your boss' desk.

"Open your legs for me?" Kuroo prowled around the desk, eyes shrewdly inspecting every inch of your body.

You complied, hesitantly, opening your legs to expose yourself. The position you were in kept nothing from his hungry eyes, pretty panties on display. Your face was beginning to flush from showing yourself, with the reality of the situation starting to hit you. Deft fingers distracted you from your thoughts, panties being pulled down with swift swipe of Kuroo's hand.

Reality slammed into you again, shaking you to your core, as you remembered that it was your boss rubbing his fingers up and down your folds, "Sir, I don't think we should be-"



“Do you want to be fired?”, came the cold response accompanied by the jarring feeling of a finger slipping deep inside of you. Face flushed from embarrassment and shame, you laid your head down on the desk. A hum came from behind you, your boss commending how you submitted to his undeserving hands.

A second finger, then a third ripped a moan out of your chest. The way Kuroo’s fingers slipped in and out of left your mind fuzzy, the mahogany office desk cool beneath your stomach. However, disgust creeped into your mind as your body started to yearn for something else.



Kuroo’s perceptive mind was a step ahead of your sex clouded brain.

“I think you are ready to take me.” 

You looked behind you, shocked at the thick cock that Kuroo was pumping with his hand. With eyes dark with lust, he came behind your waiting form, and pressed himself inside.

“Please, please sir I-“



“Want me to move?” You nod quickly, hips rolling trying to get friction, “God I knew you were a slut but I didn’t know you were a whiny baby too.”



Kuroo snaps his hips up into you, causing you to slam into the desk. “Sir!“ Your thighs cushion you, the pain making sparks to fly in your vision. The pleasure in your gut only increases as your boss uses your body for his pleasure. The pace is unrelenting and bruising; the desk is shaking, papers being jostled out of their neat stacks you created what felt like seconds ago.



A deep growl resonates in your ear, “Say thank you.”



“Th…thank you…” Your voice shakily fills the room before swallowing the silence of the room with a breathy moan. 



With his next stroke, the tip of his cock kissed your cervix. Your whole body shuddered as you squeaked, the percussion of the movement echoing through your bones. 



“Oh, you like that? You like when I use you?” Another deep stroke, with his dick reaching impossibly deep. A groan from behind you, “y/n….you are so tight…”



“Tetsuro! I…I…”

A hand wraps around your neck, fingers pressing in a bruising grip, the voice behind you dripping with rage. “Don’t ever call me that again.”



The curtain around your mind falls sharply as he slams you into the desk one last time and pulls out to paint your body with thin white ropes of his cum. You fall onto your ass, shaky legs being unable to support your abused body. 

You began to shake, the sticky substance on your back tugging you even further into the dark reality.

You fucked your boss.



“Clean up yourself. Also file the reports by Monday, you are a smart girl…you can do it.” Kuroo was tidying his desk, recreating the neat stacks of files.

Like nothing ever happened.

“Same time 2 weeks out, I expect you to be in here promptly. Don’t want to lose that promotion, do we?” A sly smile crept across your boss’ face until it was a menacing smirk.



And he wanted you to do it again.



“Yes sir, of course.”

[taones]

I’m having iwa brain rot

[bards-song]

honestly man, don’t we all?

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why did I choose 3am as the time to get off...feeling like the dumbest bitch rn 

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The pain of playing life support for your under-leveled friend in Genshin. My Noelle really saved the day.  But I main Xingqiu...

[bards-song]

KuroTsuki x Reader Poly! Headcannons

This relationship is a little interesting so here we go. SFW above cut and NSFW below the cut! I tried to be gender neutral reader, so please inform me if I made a mistake

𝙳𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌: 

Early on in the relationship, it’s just you dating Kuroo, Kuroo dating Tsukishima....and you are completely convinced Tsukishima despises you

This is not the case! 

However he doesn’t know how to handle his feelings about you

And therefore shoves them down and tries to act like he doesn’t care

He does care....a lot. 

After you all get together (for real this time), you start to notice their quirks

Such as: Kuroo cannot sleep correctly in a bed

Either he is falling off or practically laying on top of you

However, squishing you between him and Tsukishima is a favorite of his

When he has to leave for work, he just lays in bed for a while, kissing both of your heads before getting dressed and leaving

Tsukishima always makes coffee

No matter what time you are up

He is already awake, bleary eyed, and making coffee for you 

Paired with a gentle kiss and a gravely “...good morning” 

When Tetsuro is off on business trips, Tsukishima tries his best to fill the gap

Spending more time with you rather then being his usual introverted self 

He may feel drained, but seeing you happy and not distraught at Kuroo’s absence makes it worth it 

Kuroo brings back presents for both of you every time  despite protests

“I don’t need another-”

“One cannot have enough airplane pillows! I once left mine in Quebec and was awake the whole plane ride home- Don’t make that face, these are important!” 

“Tetsuro, perhaps you are just a idiot.” “Kei!” 

You try to make it to as many as Kei’s games as you can

Of course there will be moments where you can’t but when he sees your smiling face in the stands

It makes his face shift into a small smile and his heart pound

You are there for him and that’s what he loves about you

With both of them traveling, there is a lot of video calls

Sometimes, you are home alone

Both are always a text or call away, though, there is no need to worry

𝙱𝚎𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖:

When they get their hands on each other, its a free for all

With both of them being switches

It’s usually a battle of wits, strength and smacking each other to see who gets to top Usually it’s Kuroo

If you are more of a dominant, they’ll lean submissive

Kuroo being your brat, liking to tease and provoke you 

Until you get him ass up, face down

Tsukishima breaks at the first show of dominance

He’ll moan and whine, giving up his control to you because he trusts you

It was hard to get his trust but his noises are priceless

However, as dominants

Both are very into degradation

You are their little cum dump, just another hole to fill and use

“Sucking on my finger’s like it’s a cock, huh slut? Disgusting.”

Tsukishima always sticks his fingers in your mouth, relishing how you choke on the long digits

Kuroo also really likes to grope-

Like too much

He will grab your ass, your tits if you have ‘em 

Aftercare with them is very sweet however

Kei doesn’t know his ways around comforting you verbally, so instead he gently washes your body

Tetsuro, meanwhile, showers you with praise

Telling you about how well you did, how you deserve the world and more and how much he loves you

Once again, everyone in the house is constantly either going away or coming back from an event 

So there is a special group chat just for sending pictures and videos

Some are of them fucking you, railing you straight into the pillows

Others include them jacking off, cum oozing out of their cocks and choked moans of your name 

Of course, video calling and fucking on camera is also not out of the question

Its more common where Tetsuro calls Kei, fucking their cute baby dumb on his cock before he even picks up

[bards-song]

Meet the Bard

Name: Alfie

Favorites: Cold drinks, sleeping in, mint, the smell after rain

Main Simps List: Iwaizumi, Zhongli, Matsukawa, Oikawa, Osamu and Reno

About me: I play video games a lot (mostly strategy), I thirst for lots of people I have a thing for buff guys, I’m studying to be a music major

[bards-song]

The Bard’s Song List

#songsofthewind - SFW

#songsofthestorms - NSFW

#songsofthepeople - ask answers

#bardsballads - Thirsts 

#stringsofthelyre - Musings

Characters:

Seijoh

Iwaizumi

Oikawa

Karasuno

Tsukishima

Yamaguchi

Hinata

Daichi

Fukurodani

Bokuto

Akaashi

Nekoma

Kuroo

[bards-song]

Hiatus - Over

I have taken a huge break from writing drabbles and thirsts so here is some house-keeping that needs to be done.  House-keeping? (Bee-keeping?):

I am going to try to post weekly thirsts again (Mondays, Wednesday, Fridays)

I’m going to fix up my theme (Genshin theme let’s gooooo)

Interactions are always welcome

I am a full time student so things may get a bit wacky, please excuse me if this doesn’t go as planned

Just in general - Lots of posts are going to be edited heavily due to a new theme

Thank you for taking time to read this! Have a good day/night and stay horny my friends

[starofmiran]

for all the other 18+ writers out there,

tumblr is a us company, meaning it has to follow us law.  if you’re unsure about tumblr being a company in the united states, you can refer here to their about where they list their headquarters in san francisco, ca, but here’s a screenshot of the important part.

following us law means that they have to follow the federal laws on obscenity.  specifically this part:  18 U.S.C. § 1470- Transfer of obscene material to minors which is where we have issues with minors wanting to interact with 18+ blogs.

if you don’t want to read it for yourself [available here], then this is what it states:

“Section 1470 of Title 18, United States Code, prohibits any individual from knowingly transferring or attempting to transfer obscene matter using the U.S. mail or any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce to a minor under 16 years of age.  Convicted offenders face fines and imprisonment for up to 10 years.

There are also laws to protect children from obscene or harmful material on the Internet.  For one, federal law prohibits the use of misleading domain names, words, or digital images on the Internet with intent to deceive a minor into viewing harmful or obscene material (See  18 U.S.C. §§ 2252B, 2252C).   It is illegal for an individual to knowingly use interactive computer services to display obscenity in a manner that makes it available to a minor less than 18 years of age (See 47 U.S.C. § 223(d) –Communications Decency Act of 1996, as amended by the PROTECT Act of 2003). It is also illegal to knowingly make a commercial communication via the Internet that includes obscenity and is available to any minor less than 17 years of age (See 47 U.S.C. § 231 –Child Online Protection Act of 1998). ”

i understand that it says 16-17 years of age, but for the sake of protecting ourselves a bit more, we [18+ content creators] would rather keep it at 18 which is the federal age of becoming a legal adult.  for reference, you can refer to the legal definition of an adult here from cornell law school [a private, ivy league school based in new york].

if someone over the age of 18 is caught supplying obscene matter, not only can they be face fines and imprisonment, but there’s this area to take into account:

“In addition to facing imprisonment and fines, convicted offenders of federal obscenity laws involving minors may also be required to register as sex offenders.  Furthermore, in some circumstances, obscenity violations involving minors may also be subject to prosecution under federal child pornography laws, which yield serve statutory penalties.”

this is big legal trouble in other words.  registering as a sex offender reduces the number of places you can work, live, and commute to.  also, depending on the level a sex offender is, they may have to notify neighbors of their registration.  this can lead to years of harassment.  for minors, this can mean their parents getting involved in the entire process.

so in the end, it’s just easiest and takes the burden off of us if you provide your age where we can see it.  and please don’t lie about it.

[bards-song]

I didn’t expect my Iwaizumi Drabble to gain me so many followers...once I hit 50 I will do an event 💛💛 All of you, your support means everything to me

[bards-song]

𝑰𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒛𝒖𝒎𝒊 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆 18+

Trigger Warnings: Somnophilia, Non-con

Iwaizumi can’t help but look at your sleeping form after coming in to check on you. The steady rising and falling of your chest signaled to him that you are fast asleep but did nothing to calm the raging hard on in his pants. He had been thinking of you all night, thrashing in his bed, rutting against his pillow and whining your name into the inky blackness.

But now you were here in front of him. A perfect soft tummy displayed by your slightly hitched up shirt and your hair around you like a halo, you were his angel. Iwaizumi didn't even realize that he had been walking towards you until he stepped in front of your bed, your sleeping form ever closer.

One of his hands reached down to palm his aching dick, while the other reached over to softly rub your leg. Smoothing over the soft skin with his rough, calloused hands only made him rub his cock harder, whimpering softly when his palm rubbed against the head through his sweatpants.

He had decided. The time to take you was now, awake or asleep. 

"Sorry, y/n..." Iwaizumi rumbled as he climbed onto your bed, "Daddy can't hold back any longer."

You started to slightly stir when he shuffled your sleep shorts and underwear off, shocked by the cold air hitting your legs. You mumble incoherently and try to shift to underneath your blankets, unaware of the man trying to sheath his cock deep inside of you.

Iwaizumi let out a dark chuckle, dragging your legs towards him and slowly pushing you onto his thick cock. The stretch as he penetrated you made you writhe and cry, unprepped pussy struggling to accommodate his girth. You had woken up suddenly, with Iwaizumi's cock being buried inside of you painstakingly slow.

"That's it baby, take Daddy nice and deep."

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you must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room

Thank you so much~  I am: combusting

[meiiyue-deactivated20210604]

reblog if you would like to receive a pick up line in your ask box

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I really need to post more but FINALS hnnnnnngh SHIT