I Would Die For Nadia McConnell

Incorrect Bare: A Pop Opera quotes Submissions are accepted

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ok i know it’s been fifty years but does anyone have the Bare 2013 la boot?

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Ivy: How come you’ve been acting so nice lately?

Nadia: What do you mean?

Ivy: I don't know. You've just been acting nicer than usual.

Nadia: I can punch you in the face if you want.

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Sister Chantelle: Honestly, do any of you even remember the ABC's of first aid?

Jason, Matt and Peter:

Jason: A.

Matt: Bone.

Peter: Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Sister Chantelle: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Lucas: What up?

Ivy: Who this be?

Matt: No, she’s dead this is her brother.

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Peter: You know what we should do?

Jason: Elope.

Peter: What?

Jason: What?

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Tanya, Diane, Kyra, Zack, Rory and Alan: I don’t want to get involved in the drama, I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

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Nadia: Is there a problem?

Jason: Oh, nothing Shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play.

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Diane: I’ve never broken a bone in my life.

Nadia: I’ve only broken six. But those children deserved it.

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Ivy: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.

Nadia: That’s a terrible thing to say.

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Jason, about Ivy: Is that a hint of jealousy I detect?

Matt: No, it’s a lot of jealousy.

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Nadia: It’s a package from our mother

Jason: What’s in it?

Nadia: It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and expectations for me.

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Matt: Move, or I’ll make you move.

Jason: Really? You’re trying to act tough? You’re literally wearing a tie.

Matt: Enough! Outside, now.

Jason: I’m not fighting you. That’d be like fighting an accountant. I’ll call you when I need my taxes done

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Lucas: Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on.

Tanya: What?

Lucas: Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?

Tanya: Oh boy.

Lucas: I'm just not sure. I mean at first I looked in the mirror and I thought, well yes, definitely, huge improvement. But then I thought maybe its not that I'm more beautiful today. Maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday, only I lacked the self-esteem to recognize it.

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Peter: Today has been one of the greatest days of my life.

Peter: And that’s saying something, I once found a rock that looked exactly like Santa. Hat and everything.

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Nadia: Ivy, in the past we haven’t exactly seen things eye to eye.

Ivy: No, we haven't. I tend to see the glass as being half full, you tend to see the glass as being something to hit people with

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Skydiving Instructor: We are not letting you jump out of this plane without a parachute!

Lucas, wearing a hat with a propeller on top: You gotta trust me, man!

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Nadia: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?

Peter: Because I'm nice. You should try it sometime. C'mon, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful.

Nadia: But your hair looks disgusting! Did you even shower today?