#source: glee

[lesbianandstressing]

Bobby: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Mira: Hey.

Zoey: What’s up?

Rumi: No she’s dead, this is her daughter.

[incorrectbatfam]

Cassandra, to Jason: I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Rex: When you answer your communication device, what do you say?

Ahsoka: What up?

Obi-Wan: Who is this?

Anakin: No, she's dead. This is her son.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Ava: I don't mean to be a bitch.

Ava:

Ava: Well, actually, I do.

[thealtoduck]

*In a 5 way phone call conversation with the outlaws + Tim*

Jason: Sex is not dating.

Y/n, completely oblivious: If it were, Jason and I would be dating.

Kori: …

Roy: …

Tim: …

Jason: …Anyways so-

[military-newsboys]

Ilya: I’d like your feedback as to whether I was brilliant or simply outstanding.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.

James: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

[tiptapismellbullcrap]

Pitt as glee quotes

Dennis: trinity you should never feel embarrassed by your body

Trinity: embarrassed? No, I’m worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot

Dana: how do you two not have a show on bravo?

Dennis: my mom wouldn’t even let me watch twilight. She says that Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

(When dennis arrives home early)

Trinity: Yolanda and I were, uh, just having sexual relations

Langdon: it was an innocent mistake!

Trinity: and what if I just innocently murdered you Frank! I’d still have to go to trial! Probably get off with justifiable homicide

Robby: wait, this is a three day event?!

Dennis: but where will we sleep?!

Yolanda: well I imagine the two of you will sleep inside of each other.

Mel: i just want someone to love me 😔 (platonically)

Trinity: i think i know how to help you

Mel: im flattered, trinity, but im not that into that

Trinity: no, no, im not talking about that

Dennis: i want to get married. Now

Jack: i have rounds

Ogilvie: i got a full ride to a little school called the University of California, Los Angeles. Maybe youve heard of it. Its in los angeles

Joy, javadi, dennis and trinity, who did not ask: 😒

Photographer picking out people for PTMC PHOTOS: GAY KID!

Dennis 😧🧍‍♂️

Photographer: ASIAN. OTHER ASIAN!

Joy, javadi, santos and samira all looking at each other: 🤨

Yolanda(to dennis): bro that haircut makes your eyebags look even bigger

Robby: shhh let him speak

(About ogilvie)

Robby: tell me this isnt true joy

Dana: he could have died

Joy: i didnt send him to an active crackhouse

Robby: which is why im going to stop drinking. Not even a beer at the end of the night to take the edge off

Trinity: but if you dont drink, what will you have to live for

Robby: i have plenty in my life without beer

Samira: like what exactly?

Robby: …the point is!

Abbot: shen?

Shen: dr abbot is he your son?

Ogilvie: 😊

Dana: you’re late!

Joy: i know, i over slept

Victoria: its 4:30 in the afternoon?

Shamsi: y’know, theres only one person in the world who can tell you what you are

Victoria: me?

Shamsi: no, me. Your mother

Emma: so what are you gonna be for halloween this year?

Joy: a peanut allergy. 😄

(About notes found in his locker)

Ogilvie: buttface mcballnuts, assbraham lincolon, they arent even funny!

Joy: no dont be rude, James, i spent a lot of time in those.