Barefoot and Brainless

❝We only do these things because all we are...❞ In a world full of chaos and chance, many brainless and confused people try to find a place where they belong. ❝Bad kids, product-of-no-dad kids.Aint no college-grad kids.❞ {Tracking: Barefoot-Bastards}

[barefoot-bastards]

Snapchat

@pxne-apple

Emilio:Why does it have to be so early?

Emilio:I don’t want to get out of bed.

Emilio:At least i get to see you.

[myxsweetxlord-archive-deactivat]

Chloe: Trust me

Chloe: I didn’t want to have to get up at 12:00 AM for the plane

Chloe: And we get to spend Christmas together

[barefoot-bastards]

Emilio:God, That must have sucked so bad

Emilio:Did you get to sleep on the plane?

Emilio:I’ll be waiting to pick you up.

[barefoot-bastards]

Noah made his way to the living on the couch at sat down to where he could still see her. “Just because my head was up my ass in high school doesn’t mean it was never in books. I happen to think Steinbeck and Bukowski were geniuses.” He slipped his feet on the living room table, and reached for the remote. ”Well you better go get ready then, don’t leave the guy waiting.”

[notsogeniusgirls]

“Right. Of course.” Nala nodded, getting up from the kitchen chair and heading towards her room to get changed. “He’s not taking me somewhere super fancy is he?” She called to Noah from her room, as her eyes raked her closet for something appropriate to wear. If only she had more date appropriate clothing in her closet. It was pretty much all just jeans and t-shirts. Her collection of bandom and fandom shirts was the biggest of all. Part of the very reason she’s always been that weird kid.

[barefoot-bastards]

Noah turned on the tv at a low volume and began flipping through the channels. ”I don’t think you need to dress up to fancy.” He called to her. “I think he said it was pretty casual. Movies and a dinner, something gay like that.” He decided to settle on the sports channel, maybe he could watch a couple minutes of the game before Nala kicked him out of the house.

[barefoot-bastards]

@losinghxpe

“Sorry for showing up so late..” Toby shuffled awkwardly in front of the door, pink very obvious in is cheeks. ”It’ just that…Wow, I can’t stop thinking about you.”

[amorevolous-blog]

“Don’t you think that late is a.. little bit of an understatement?” she asked, they where meant to meet five hours ago. “Are you gunna tell me why if, you can’t stop thinking about me.. you’d turn up this. late?”

[barefoot-bastards]

“I was debating on even coming at all, honestly.” Tobias tucked his hands in his coat pocket and held the jacket close to him, ”When it comes to this sort of thing, I’m usually really bad at it. But I realized this was worth the risk..You are worth the risk..” He looked up at her through a shy expression,”Give me another shot?”

[barefoot-bastards]

Snapchat

@pxne-apple

Emilio:Why does it have to be so early?

Emilio:I don’t want to get out of bed.

Emilio:At least i get to see you.

[barefoot-bastards]

@losinghxpe

“Sorry for showing up so late..” Toby shuffled awkwardly in front of the door, pink very obvious in is cheeks. ”It’ just that…Wow, I can’t stop thinking about you.”

[barefoot-bastards]

Starter call!!

Like for a starter!

[barefoot-bastards]

Pick Up Lines Meme - Christmas Edition!

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?

Wanna meet Santa's little helper?

What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

My best toys run on batteries

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

[musingmemes]

jealous / possessive meme pt. 3

“he/she looks at you like they want to fuck you.”

“i saw the messages on your phone.”

“why did he/she call you so late?”

“you don’t get how many people want you.”

“i can’t let you get close to anyone, they might steal you away.”

“did he/she really just touch you in front of me?”

“are you cheating on me?”

“my friend saw you with him/her, i thought we talked about this.”

“you’re supposed to be mine, why do you talk to him/her?”

“choose. it’s me or it’s him/her. you can’t have both.”

“he/she can’t love you like i do.”

“you’re lying to me.”

“you told me he/she wasn’t going.”

“i think i’d know when someone is flirting with you, i did it first remember?”

“i can’t believe you’re taking his/her side.”

[malydiawrites-blog]

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“  “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“  “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“  “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“  “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“  “Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now.“ 

🎤 Ask my muse questions! Put them on the spot!

[barefoot-bastards]

Would anyone like to roleplay with my tester female muse, Charlotte?

[barefoot-bastards]

@sup-rxxmx|

“Well…?” Noah asked as he walked into the kitchen, giving his most arrogant pose. ”What do you think?” He opened his arms up and smirked. “Enough to impress your parents?” He knew he looked more than decent, but the compliments didn’t hurt.

[sup-rxxmx]

Mukta chuckled, “I think you look smashing.” She slapped his chest, laughing. “I’m pretty sure my parents are going to love you, along with those dazzling eyes..” Mukta pulled her dress down, “We can pull this off, right?”

[barefoot-bastards]

“Of course we can.” Noah grinned as he straightened up his tie she had messed up.”We’ll make such a darling couple, theres no way your parents won’t fall for it.” He reached in his pocket for his car keys and motioned her to the door,”And may i say,you look absolutely stunning, ‘babe’.”

[barefoot-bastards]

Jeremiah smiled at his friend, before slowly opening the door the their apartment. He was grateful to have Graham around or he wouldn’t know what to do. He went down the flight of stair that led to his car, and unlocked it when they were in eyesight.”If this night goes to shit, we can still get super wasted.”

[notsogeniusgirls]

"I don't know what to do. Tell me... what should I do?"

“Stop letting her fuck you over. That’s the number one thing you need to do She’s nothing but trouble.”

[barefoot-bastards]

He stayed quiet for a long time again, but standing up.”You’re right,okay..Let’s go.” he motioned toward the door.”We’re doing this now. I need your backup.”

[notsogeniusgirls]

Nodding, she picked up her keys before heading towards the door. “Alright. Let’s do this. Time to finally free yourself of this bitch.”

[barefoot-bastards]

“Alright.” He took in a deep breath before following her.”I’m ready.”

[barefoot-bastards]

“Those were the exact reasons why I liked you. I wouldn’t be so hard on yourself, Nal.” He was halfway finished with his beer, but he didn’t really feel like finishing it anymore. ”Maybe Seth liked you for the same reasons too? Who knows?” He reluctantly picked up the bottle and finished it with on last swig. “I feel like a broken record.”He said wiping his mouth of the excess alcohol. “Stop overthinking it and just do it. Don’t make life so hard.” He stood up and went over to the trash can to dispose of the now empty bottle. “And between you and me, I enjoyed Steinbeck  almost as much as you.”

[notsogeniusgirls]

“Seriously?” She asked with a laugh, turning to look at him. “Eh, I just don’t see why I should.” Nala shrugged. Raising an eyebrow at his last comment, she laughed softly. “Well, that comes as a bit of a surprise. You always seemed so opposed to reading. Regardless of the book.” She replied bemused.  “I’ll probably just end up going anyway, though. Just to shut you up.”

[barefoot-bastards]

Noah made his way to the living on the couch at sat down to where he could still see her. “Just because my head was up my ass in high school doesn’t mean it was never in books. I happen to think Steinbeck and Bukowski were geniuses.” He slipped his feet on the living room table, and reached for the remote. ”Well you better go get ready then, don’t leave the guy waiting.”

[barefoot-bastards]

“You know what.. You right man.” He didn’t even wait for the game to finish before dropping his controller and standing up.”Imma text her..” He reached in his pocket for his phone, opening up her messages.”You know what? Fuck that, get your coat on, we gon’ visit her at work.” 

[thedreaaamteam-deactivated20181]

Admittedly, Graham’s a little annoyed that their game’s suddenly ending like that; although he’s more relieved that Jeremiah’s got some sense knocked into him at long last. “Hold on - how come I gotta come with you? Do I gotta be your like, your wingman or some shit like that?” 

[barefoot-bastards]

“What if i chicken out again last minute,man? I need your help. I gotta figure out if she likes me or not. I can’t keep playing this game.” he threw on his jacket and took one final look at himself in the mirror before heading for the door.”Plus, there’s a lot of cute girls at the restaurant man..and if that isn’t enough, they give out free breadsticks!”

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( !!! ) Reblog if you don’t mind plotting with an original character, and you don’t mind having a pre-established relationship. I’m in search of new people to interact with.