my corner of the web

psychedelic water witch

[catchymemes]

[supurrb]

oh to be majestic fluffy men (they are watching birds AND snow)

[thecakebar]

[hearthandclove]

[cottageaesthetic]

[inartchive]

[otempoeprecioso-deactivated2023]

[sinc0]

Words of wisdom

[k1mkardashian]

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

[thistickles-deactivated20140906]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[k1mkardashian]

[pettydavis]

does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????

[brattylikestoeat]

Y’all I was on TikTok trying to distract myself and tell me why this girl said she been paying $312 a month for car insurance and she doesn’t have a car? Her car was wrecked over a year ago and she just called to cancel today???

Y’all do realize that if for any reason your car isn’t on the road you can cancel or suspend your car insurance right? When my car had a recall and I couldn’t drive it, I simply paused the coverage so I wouldn’t have to pay.

Please tell me y’all know this?

[jareckiworld]

Hans Bellmer — Die Glasmurmel (The Glass Marble)  [oil on wood, c.1934]

[lord-raccoon]

anime tree

[psikonauti]

Ding Shilun (Chinese,b. 1998)

The Disenchanted, 2022

oil on canvas

[gothiccharmschool]

You don’t have to reblog this, please don’t feel anxious when these sorts of posts appear on your dash.

I’m posting it because extra luck towards a certain piece of good news is something I will take any way I can get.

[searosee]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

We bake too.

[cardigran]