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Three Goblin Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
ellievsbear
titsay
$LAYYYTER
Peter Solarz
Sade Olutola
if i look back, i am lost
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin
Keni
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@barelycade-blog
smhmilo:
“Cade, how dare you. You should be setting a good example, like I am.” Milo punctuated his sentence by lifting his own glass of spiked punch up to his mouth to sip from it.
“I never once stated I had a good moral compass,” Cade laughed, shaking their head a bit. They faked ‘clinked’ their plastic cup against Milo’s with a smirk before downing the rest of their drink. “How’s your night going though m’dear?”
annaliseclements:
“That’s mostly what I’ve been doing, but I’ve also had to keep an eye on people so they don’t end up hurting themselves.”
“You’ve been doing well, I’ve been making sure students don’t get too handsy on the dance floor.”
I aim to be lionhearted, but my hands still s h a k e and my voice isn’t quite loud enough.
“I said I was chaperoning but honestly all I’ve done is drink some of the punch and watch kids make fools of themselves, I’m not entirely sure why I’m like this but it’s fun at least.”
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💭 ( tuck. )
“Tucker fucking Clarke is my best friend honestly. Though I’ll admit, I worry about him sometimes. We’re close but I’m just afraid he doesn’t tell me everything that’s going on with him and I don’t know how to let him know that I’ll be there for him no matter what.”
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💭 (milo!)
“Milo’s a goof and he’s someone I really appreciate being around when I hang out with him. He’s just good people, it’s nice being around someone like him.”
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that they would never confess
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Bray: ur the bes
Cade: thnx bae
maverickwhittaker:
“You’re twenty three?” Mav asked, eyebrows furrowing as he tried to do simple calculations in his head. “You look so young, no offense, but seriously. –Those tests are just silly, don’t take it literally. There’s not an actual timeline based on potato preference.”
“I know, I was blessed with the genetic make up of someone who will never age, I’m actually starting to believe it’s a superpower,” Cade said with a laugh. “And I know they’re silly, I just thought it was interesting though. Like, people actually have to sit in their office and pump out this ridiculous content all day.”
fuxking-axel:
“It’s not ‘one of us’ don’t link me in with those brain dead soul suckers, that don’t understand credible sources.” Axel sneered. “Okay…and there was quizes on potatoes? I’m lost.”
“It’s ‘one of you’ when you’re my students and I care about what all of you try to do,” Cade said with a small shrug. “Don’t be bitter, it’s just the truth. And it was a very strange Buzzfeed quiz, but... Alas, it was a very interesting Buzzfeed quiz.”
kingsleyhq:
They watched in slight wonder as the other made their own sandwich. “That’s very smart. Maybe I should’ve just done that. Or I’ll bring something better. Do you have any ideas for desserts people will like?” Kingsley questioned, humming slightly before they took out a notepad. It was always something they felt compelled to know, how to improve even if it was just as something as simple as cooking.
Cade grinned and nudged them gently, “I know chocolate is a real winner. But I mean-- as long as you’re making stuff, I think the whole staff will just be incredibly grateful that you’re being so kind. Especially on top of all of your other work.” They knew that they never had the time to bake or even attempt to do anything that wasn’t ordering food or heating up frozen stuff, so if anyone went that extra mile they were impressed and in awe.
gabimoreno:
“You lost me after potato test. What is a potato test? But, if it makes you feel better, five years is a while.”
“Buzzfeed. Just... Buzzfeed is a hole of procrastination and hell.”
troubleddavies:
“we can always go for a cup of coffee if you like it seems like you can use it plus if you crash i can always carry you back here.”
“Y’know... Coffee sounds absolutely brilliant right now. I’d love that.”
jonahbjames:
“You think so?” he asked with a frown. The words, and the two shall become one flesh, flashed through his mind. “Oh, sure. How do I do it?”
“Yeah, i do. I mean-- marriage is fine and dandy if that’s what you’re into but... I’m going to be honest, I really don’t see it as anything more than a tax deduction,” they explained with a nervous laugh. “But those are just my thoughts on it, I’m just a scientist, I think of things very analytically.”
caseynorth:
“If you’re actually married at twenty-eight you’re going to look back on it and regret questioning it. I’m not saying I believe it, but who knows, maybe the potato is the next palm reading”
“I don’t think I’ll regret it so much as be incredibly amused by it. A buzzfeed test predicting when I’ll get married. I’d believe it. How you like your potatoes determines when you get married and all is right in the world.”
