im not owned! im not owned!

It's Jitters

[huffylemon]

[wafflenati0n]

[undescribed1mage]

I think that we should take both states down with one hit

[octoberloved]

[girlnephew]

[typellblog]

People will be like oh you can't be stargender that's stupid you're making it up. What even is cloudgender. Come on. Boygender and girlgender are totally real though btw. And you have to pick one or you'll get in trouble

[typellblog]

'you cant make up a gender out of a random object like that!!!'

sir. excuse me sir. you literally base your entire gender identity on your fucking cock and balls

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

[tickfleato]

other ppl i guess: *use ‘its magic’ as a way to not think about it anymore*

me, compelte idiot: *uses ‘its magic’ as an excuse ot come up with excessively convolued magic systems using stuff i barely understand* 

[jakemorph]

wizard: *uses ‘its magic’ to ‘cast spells’ and ‘potions’*

[cumpriest]

fuck you you cant cast a potion you idiot. amateur mistake

[jakemorph]

this fucking dipshit doesnt know how to cast a potion

[yanderemidori]

post for yanderes only

does anyandere else feel insatiable bloodlust when their mommy says no more fruit roll ups until you eat your peas

[melancholystarrs]

This is so fucking funny I hope this is satire

[yanderemidori]

its not

[melancholystarrs]

Oh well I hope you get therapy.

[yanderemidori]

my therapist had to quit becose of me

[stimman4000]

.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Slurp

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

hole tightening juice

[homofied]

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[barked]

changed my url to barked cause why not

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

does my little jesters hat piss you off? does it make you want to hurt me?

[somecutething]

Maggie has got some serious sea legs!

(via Kale Pixey)

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

I’m fuvking obsessed with this video

[melxncholymermxid]

She’s just vibing

[cadaverkeys]

dating and relationships r so boring i want whatever these two were doing

[nudityandnerdery]

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[opossummypossum]

[fedorathexplorer]

ive got my ticket for the long way round