This Shit Aint Nothin’ To Me, Man.

My name is Dan and I'm a warhammer blog now. I paint miniatures and lose to Imperial Knights. I am John Warhammer Forty Thousand. 32 / married to my favorite Ork 🪓💚 **Message me about miniature painting commissions!**http://www.fiverr.com/s/Zm9wxm4 **COMMISSIONS OPEN**

[danistotallyuncool]

My first model vs my 100th

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[wayneradiotv]

[brucebocchi]

[official-sonic-team]

i can’t lie this is the realest shit

[mars-matrix-deactivated20150713]

[danistotallyuncool]

[danistotallyuncool]

Some WIPs

[taiwanesekid05]

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[zoesupreme]

[kushblazer666]

i know that aspartame doesnt actually give you cancer. but if it doesnt. then why does it taste like that

[kushblazer666]

diet coke lovers be like “haha this is my crack! gotta have that silver can! i like to let them ‘marinate’ in the fridge” and then you take a sip of diet coke and it tastes like a normal mediocre soda that was contaminated with 0.35% of some horrible industrial solvent on the production line

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

im not really trying to be funny here i genuinely have never wanted context for something more in my life than this video. i mean ive always figured its just one of those weird for the sake of weird kind of things. but regardless the logistics of this whole setup are what intrigue me. what is this body of green water? a koi pond? the lighting reminds me of a hospital room or something. is the room flooded? it doesnt really look that way, but its possible. why are there apples and balls in it? but why is it also in a room? i cant tell if theres light eminating from the water or if its just such an intense shade of green it gives the illusion. is the bed affixed to the wall and suspended over the water or what? how did the bed even get there if its not a flooded bedroom? i only just noticed the water bottle tied to the bar as well. how does he manage to act relatively unbothered by a massive branch hitting him in the neck. and the watermelon just speaks for itself. im not expecting an answer i just need you to know these are the kinds of things i ask myself for 20 minutes each time its brought back to my attention

[romeomathgod]

[aqueerkettleofish]

I would like it noted for the record that the alarm clock did not, in fact, wake him. He just rolled over, oblivious to the loss of the watermelon.

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff