This Shit Aint Nothin’ To Me, Man.

My name is Dan and I'm a warhammer blog now. I paint miniatures and lose to Imperial Knights. I am John Warhammer Forty Thousand. 32 / married to my favorite Ork 🪓💚 **Message me about miniature painting commissions!**http://www.fiverr.com/s/Zm9wxm4 **COMMISSIONS OPEN**

[danistotallyuncool]

My first model vs my 100th

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[loveamongthesailors]

portable slime gargoyle 

[unicornfan]

[loveamongthesailors]

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

[unicornfan]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

[toastyglow]

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

[toastyglow]

fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[vee-dmsr]

[nem23]

[nem23]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment