[radiofreederry]

Ok

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

36c/96f and that man was sitting the park in his little Vans hat on the damn THINKPAD! Boy I tell you I wanted to pop him one for that. I should by rights have bounced his head off the pavement for that sort of impropriety. But I’m a gentle kind of guy so I let it go.

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[lilgivenchyprincess]

I’m gonna say this the nicest way I can but if a girl never posts any full body pictures there is probably a reason

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

she doesnt have a full body

TEEN

[vedurnan-archive]

a sailor was heard moaning in his sleep on the night of June 11th, 1821. thinking it was the wail of a ghost, 50 sailors became paralyzed with fear, dying of thirst in their hammocks

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Goodnight

[vedurnan-archive]

The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE

[vedurnan-archive]

You know the vitamin or nutrient that exists in sunlight? I don’t remember what it’s called. But there’s a second kind of energy that exists in night air only. The scientists are gonna make a discovery pretty soon. You have to expose yourself to both of them in equal amounts. Otherwise: sour mood, diarrhea, and death…

[vedurnan-archive]

the corpse of a flea became lodged in the frame of a porthole on the evening of June 3rd, 1802, preventing an airtight seal. 30 sailors were killed by ingestion of night air in their sleep

[vedurnan-archive]

hi! What’s the deal with night air?

night air was a "type" of cool air known as night aspect. it was known to cause sinking (weight feeling) in the inner body parts and diminish appetite. but you better not drink it

[angelicguy]

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

this compulsion to see the natural world through simulacra from a video game based on forcing animals to fight one another is completely sick and fascist. like imagine seeing real animals and saying oh sweet, reminds me of my favorite game about manifesting my will to power through the subjugation of nature.

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

you’re SICK! you people are SICK!

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[nobrashfestivity]

THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES AIR 2/18961. PAINTING OF A UFO SPOTTED ON 18 JANUARY 1975, NEAR BIRMINGHAM. LATER IDENTIFIED AS SATELLITES ZOND 4 AND COSMOS 460.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you ever notice how people are far more sensitive to what is happening in their bodies than ever? people are more allergic and have more IBS and get sicker from what they eat than ever. soon we will all be able to perceive certain behaviors as ones that make us feel worse, even ones that a majority of people cannot now feel like drinking soda, using cell phones, spending too much time sitting down, that kind of thing. it will become a status symbol to abandon these practices and instead accomplish things by the most ritually pleasant manner possible instead. upper middle class families will engage in japanese tea ceremonies regularly, send messages by telegram or carrier pigeon, and spend their off hours dressed beautifully and enjoying nature. those below will make do with hand pulled espresso machines, landlines, the postal service, and regular walks in the park. everyone will be deeply religious but there will be no religious conflict owing to a universal dedication to the perfection of one's own engagement with religious practice. every built object from cars to buildings will be singularly beautiful yet purposeful. no prose will be turgid or insipid. poets will be paid as much as actors will be paid as much as flower arrangers. humanity will develop a total monoculture which miraculously elevates instead of dilutes each aspect of the component cultures. there will also be a robust monocounterculture that dutifully trade places with the monoculture every decade. all bottles will be glass. america will dissolve all its states and state governments in favor of a mayors' parliament to be convened 5 times a year and once a decade to appoint the three presidents. children will be allowed to buy and consume light beer. they will play jean-michel jarre in most grocery stores. they will play the THX sound before all movies. most new apartments will have hot and cold running seltzer & a major criterion of apartment hunters will be what brand the building is supplied with. cured meats will be healthy for you. sheet manufacturers will become honest about thread count. look for this to happen some time over the next 8 months

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

nearly every man heterosexual or otherwise will have a wife due to a major expansion of the definition of wife. 30 seconds will be enough for anything in the microwave. ball lightning will get more common. the new world currency unit will be pegged to the price of 1 small drink. many different subdivision schemes of that unit with unique names, coins, and bills will rotate through regions on a 7 year basis to grant everyone the pleasure of using foreign currencies even if they don't have the means to travel. braniff will be the only airline. a new drug will be discovered that acts exactly like cocaine but is only as addictive as caffeine. they'll open 'greatest hits' zoos that cut all the bullshit and get straight to the big snakes and loud monkeys. velvet will be more common than it is now but only barely noticeably. malls will become multilevel indoor neighborhoods. people will be scared by far less frightening horror films than they are now. t shirt price capped at $10 in today's money in conjunction with corn industry level government subsidy. preteen adventurers & detectives will be the primary law enforcement mechanism worldwide.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

proceeding right on schedule

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

this compulsion to see the natural world through simulacra from a video game based on forcing animals to fight one another is completely sick and fascist. like imagine seeing real animals and saying oh sweet, reminds me of my favorite game about manifesting my will to power through the subjugation of nature.

[viktoramerika-blog]

 Ez annyira tetszett, hogy többször lefotóztuk

[viktoramerika-blog]

 I got it…