Crazy Catmom

I make art and gush over my cats. INFJ/F/27/WA,USA/Doodler-of-things also a big freshwater fish nerd.

[bartlebeep]

If my cats ever saw my phone's gallery they would be horrified at the number of pictures I have of them.

[nickholmes]

[bartlebeep]

"Don't you play with those neighborkids across the street, babies. That family is a hot mess."

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

[bartlebeep]

Caption this 😂

[gifbro]

[bartlebeep]

How!?

[bartlebeep]

Laziest boys, the sequel

[bartlebeep]

The laziest boys

[bartlebeep]

These are my handsome boys. The tabby is Bartlebee, and the white one is Ziggy Stardust! Expect more posts about them in the future 🙃

[bartlebeep]

Sorry I've been MIA for AWHILE now. I'm pretty much on Instagram all the time. I figured I'd poke my lifeless Tumblr account with a stick and see if maybe that might bring it new life 😂 So here's SOME of the stuff I've been working in since my disappearance.

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

LMFAOOOOOOOO yo chill 😂😂😂

[unfaggy]

im the one running the popeyes account

[thefarawayegg-deactivated202307]

[nkim-doodles]

Cat Bed Bowls.

[swagintherain]

[en0lagay]

[rexuality]

things to call people you HATE

easy bake oven

expired coupon

spam email

wet sock

squeaky grocery cart

inconvenient fire drill

cold bowl of soup

itchy sweater

unnecessary movie sequel

overdraft bank fee

crying baby on a plane

wobbly table

sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around

billy

[sludgewave420]

everything was blue

his jat

his jorts

his joots

[thebootydiaries]

this post gave me the black plague

[filbipott]

dont you mean

the blue plague

[potatoshoe]

The jague

[thebootydiaries]

how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

[pr0gf0x-archiveseeya]

why is sick as a dog a saying why are dogs so sick

[kluex-moved]

look at this sick dog