bartlebny

sonic ass i just want this handle

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lol

is this character based off bartleby? even a mustellid with the same long blond hairstyle and an artistocrat like him

lol he "charms" blaze

the optics are really funny but im pretty sure it's just gonna wind up some boring plot to get her sol emeralds or something cause sonic writing

still funny though

[bartlebymontclairofdresden]

kek

[bartlebymontclairofdresden]

Ion fw sonic uglass anymore but i was looking at my old documents and saw this. LMAO ts sending me 😭😭

[goldswords]

I love stock photo sentences. This has been the new thing to repeat for me when things go wrong. A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone in his house is yelling.

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Idk how to say this but I hate Sonic now and I'm only keeping this handle out of spite

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[bartlebymontclairofdresden]

FINE SHYT THICK SHYT DUMB SHYT LAME SHYT BARF SHYT TOTAL SHYT

[cursed-sonic-opinions]

When ever people bring up that sally is naked but no other girls are(or how it relates to the naked boys) i feel the need to punch something (i dont) because that opens the doors to other continuity characters

Like tons of boys wear clothes in archie. Hell most of them do

🦔‧₊˚✩彡

[bartlebymontclairofdresden]

This fandom has dementia like the characters. Just like how Shadow's doomed to repeat the same arc of getting over Maria 4 times in a row, Sonic fans repeat the same discourse they've been having for 20-30 years. Is this similar to how deranged ants go on a death spiral?

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Anyway my favorite Sonic artist since childhood did a commission for me of Bartleby & Sonia, a few months back. I thought that was pretty neat.

@jazmine-here

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only in the sonic fandom would someone see this mf's princely energy with his long flowing hair and think he should be a mentally retarded bumpkin dude on steroids instead ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[bartlebymontclairofdresden]

Male gaze vs female gaze

Another sad joke which is a fabulous testimony to how the Sonic franchise is fundamentally cursed, is how a character that would get the "prettyboy bishonen" treatment in literally any other fandom is subject of a relentless crude grotesque joke in its most prolific fan content lmao. why? Because it was part of this damned franchise, that's why.

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Me reaching through the graveyards of sonic underground & archie sonic & the few good things about sonic to use it for my own fiction

IM TAKING YOU!!!! BARTLEBY!!!!

[bartlebymontclairofdresden]

I don't wanna hear another word from this fandom about "OMG 17-year-old Sally dated 21-year-old Geoffrey St. John!! Archie is evil! Cancel it forever!" 🚫

Meanwhile the new sonic manga, which a LOUD part of the fandom is praising as so much better than IDW, has a physically adult 4,000 year old goddess in highly suggestive poses with the 10 year old protagonist.

This is infinitely wilder than anything the Western writers ever did. At least with the Sally/Geoffrey controversy, you can explain it with the "medieval aristocracy/political marriage" trope which, legally and historically, makes sense for the setting. Whether you like it or not, it is narratively coherent and ties to the story.

But this manga? It is a literal child and a grown woman. It looks like straight-up p*rn (censor? censor idk)

Yet it's being ignored or drooled over by the usual suspects.

But hey, this is so much better than Archie and Satam right? Sonic being a bland fairy superhero for humans and /ss/?? lmao

Ggs. Sonic is so fried.

[bartlebymontclairofdresden]

Oh would you look at that, another suggestively drawn older woman with a 10 year old CHILD

and look at the fandom reaction:

REMEMBER THIS IS THE SAME FANDOM THAT CALLED FOR "P&DO" PENDERS DEATH FOR WRITING GEOFFREY AND SALLY'S RELATIONSHIP

i'm never living this down lmao.

[bartlebymontclairofdresden]

so you got a story telling its very young audience a pathology is not an actual pathology [multiple personality disorder] because it's so heckin' valid guys ✨

and then this other story doing gratuitous fanservice with a scene straight out of /ss/ pornography, in the side that already had a weird scene with an adult character and a child character (tailsouge) ✨

then the dingbats who bitch about idw being woke celebrate the latter, because hey my flavor of degeneracy is better than YOURS... 🤪 (which is.. pretty much the current script of the right wing vs left wing culture war)

all of this is being marketed to kids under the age of 12 btw, at a very impressionable age

WHICH IS GROOMING...... do it for adults and keep it underground for the people who wanna see it to seek it idc but KIDS?! kids who will grow up thinking this is normal?

and even cool?

playing with people's kids lives by introducing this demonic drivel into their impressionable souls. Fuck that.

why the words?

BECAUSE IT'S DOING WHAT ALL THE OTHER TRASH AND SICK MEDIA IS DOING NOW...

And a part of me actually really regrets being into fandom culture at young age.

But my conclusion is: y'all proving my side right by the day, because when we allowed "you" to do what you want based on freedumb of speech, crying that by not indulging in your passions you're being ""HARMED"", you got what you wanted and now you're insistent on infecting every inch of society with your sickness. freedumb of speech was actually just a gaslighting term to get people to accept evil being normalized. weeds don't suddenly stop growing at a polite interruption, they keep growing until they choke and destroy every flower in the garden.

Done.