OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PEPPERONI PIZZA

we are fighting a robot army and i have a bow and arrow, nothing makes sense clint barton / 1973hq

[bartonsclnt]

qwikest‌:

lips  twitched  up  into  the  faintest  of  smiles  when  clint  noticed  him      ,  childishly  satisfied  with  the  look  of  shock  present  in  his  expression .    i’ve  come  back  to  haunt  you  old  man  ,  the  speedster  muses  to  himself  .    “    you’re  going  to  have  to  get  used  to  it .     ”     pietro   half  mocks  ,  half  warns  .  he  wonders  if  clint  had  any  idea  how  strange  the  times  they  were  living  in  now  .    who  was  he  kidding   —   pietro  wouldn’t  be  surprised  if  clint  was  clueless .      “     so   ———   what  hole  did  you  crawl  out  of  ?   i  haven’t  seen  you  around  ,  and  it  wasn’t  for  a  lack  of  trying .    ”

clint doesn’t know what to do, he just lets out a breathy laugh feeling much more like a protective big brother in that moment. after all --- he felt like it was his job at one point, protecting pietro and wanda. he failed at that too, there was nothing he could do to keep those two safe. “ ‘ve missed you kid. “ the archer nods still not fully believing who was in front of him. “ oh y’know the same old ditch. “

[bartonsclnt]

grcypheonix‌:

‘zoned out or choosing to ignore my words?’ the pheonix projects into his mind, gaze still focused on the countless papers scattered across the table. there were still so many mutants missing and she was determined to find each and every one of them. the relationship between the x-men and the avengers were always rocky and even if jean was trying to get passed that, she still had her moments. so when harsh eyes look up at the archer, she tosses the missing persons file towards him. “i was asking if you’ve seen any of these children. they’re my students and have been missing since these new laws began.” 

oh fuck --- that’s real weird. obviously clint knew mutants existed, he was friends with many and awkwardly parented the twins at times but having someone in his head --- no, he wasn’t fond of that. the blonde drags his gaze down to the stack of papers and gave a small shake of his head. “ no sorry, i haven’t seem em. “

[bartonsclnt]

mjwatscnx‌:

“oh– uh, it was nothing, don’t even worry about it.” the redhead replies, closing the magazine as well as she offers a grin. she didn’t even know the man, well, she knows of him but that was way different than actually knowing someone. she was just going to ask which of the two desserts looked more appetizing. she was in the mood to bake. the sound of the coffee machine going off though has her turning her head. “want some coffee?”

“ right --- sorry it’s just habit. “ and that really wasn’t a lie, half the time when bruce and tony started science talks or he was listening to tony argue with someone in the crew it was easier for clint to just shut off his hearing aids and zone out. “ uh yeah, i’ll take some coffee. “

[bartonsclnt]

sovietswidcw‌:

natasha isn’t sure what she expected from the other - him napping during briefings or “zoning out” wasn’t exactly something she wasn’t used to by now. her hip rests against the tables edge for a moment before slapping the heavy folder against the tables surface, hoping the sound will be enough to pull him from his haze. “listen, i don’t want to go over all this as much as the next guy, but we’re in foreign territory and it’s imperative that we learn our place here so as to not worsen the whole, sentinels want every mutant dead, thing. got me?” 

she’s known him a hell of a long time and probably better than he’s known himself so naturally --- natasha knew that he wasn’t always the most thrilled about all of this. he was an odd hero, real tired and at times somewhat morally corrupt not to mention how unbelievable everything was thor’s hammer to actual evil robots. he wants to help but he’s so tired. “ do i have time to take a nap? “

[bartonsclnt]

qceenmunroe‌:

“I know, I heard the feedback from your hearing aids.” Ororo laughed, arms crossed over her chest while she stared down the avenger. The surly disposition the male had wasn’t anything she couldn’t handle, this was child’s play compared to dealing with Logan’s mood swings.

“ i didn’t, “ obviously but he wasn’t exactly being the most subtle about the fact that he kept zoning out mid conversation either. he takes a short moment to adjust his hearing aids again and nodded. “ was it, y’know super important? “

[memestockpile]

different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

[horrificmemes]

Send me “Can’t sleep?” to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night.

[avoidantgh0st]

[bartonsclnt]

tigressisms‌:

artemis stopped her words abruptly once the other confessed he stopped listening, a long sigh left her and she brought her hands up to pinch the bridge of her nose “you wouldn’t be the first to ignore everything i say.” she commented bitterly before looking up at the other once again “your loss, really.” the story she was telling him wasn’t anything of importance, in fact she was mostly mumbling to herself but if he truly wasn’t paying attention, she wouldn’t let him know that. the archer crossed her arms and shrugged “now you’ll never know if i truly was giving you the answer to all our problems.”

“ it’s nothing personal --- just happens. “ clint always had the attention span of a dog and with the combined fact that he was hard of hearing it was easy for him to zone out in his endless thoughts. the blonde must’ve zoned out a handful of minutes ago but clint couldn’t even remember now, everything was just a little fuzzy and he nodded accepting that not fully believing it was true. “ okay i doubt you have the answers to all of that. or you are heavily underestimating all of my problems, it’s a long list. “

[willobert-deactivated20200315]

[the-god-of-illusion]

[bartonsclnt]

qwikest‌:

he sucks in a breath and bites his cheek      he  hadn’t  expected  to  see  clint  here ,  and  ever  since  he  had  return  he  had  always  searching  …   discreetly .   for  so  long  ,  clint  had  left  pietro  to  the  mercy  of  the  other  avengers  ,  especially  tony.    “    maybe  you  should  fix  your  hearing  aids  then  ,  old  man .    ”     pietro  quips  into  return ,  a  smirk  playing  at  the  corner  of  his  mouth  .      “      or  are  you  going  to  ignore  be  because  you  think  you’re  seeing  ghosts ,  hm ?    ”

he wasn’t wrong --- clint felt like he was staring a ghost of his past in the face so confused and at a loss of words. his concentration had fallen else where, completely missing out on whatever pietro had been filling him in on. “ oh they are workin’ just fine, might be goin’ crazy myself though. “

[ferrisbueller]

[bartonsclnt]

clint was well known to be a petty shit at times, optionally ignoring people and switching off his hearing aids mid argument between the other avengers pretending to be fully invested in conversations. It was a lot and also, clint tended not to care when his “parents” fought. after all he was just the tired arrow guy who was often the source of empty pizza boxes in the avengers headquarters. “ you know what --- i’m gonna stop you right there. i have no clue what you just said… or what you’ve been saying for the last five minutes i zoned out. “

[romancedawg]

these are not gifs these are gifts

[bartonsclnt]

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