barty crouch jr

[sweetest-in-hell]

Barty: who had my test?

regulus: I did.

Barty: oh! Did I get the bonus??

regulus:

regulus: Barty, you wrote “idk bro, this shit is making me bald kinda.”

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Dorcas: It’s weird how Americans say ‘elevator’ instead of 'lift'. Barty: And how my father says “you’re a disappointment” instead of “I love you.”

[bartyeatsdirt]

Barty and Evan

[buckelys-starb0y]

Criminal Psychologist Barty and Child Psychologist Evan who work in the same office (don't ask how, idk) and through working together have fallen in love and are now trying to psychoanalyze the other to figure out if they reciprocate their feelings

[prongsievans]

Evan: What's your body count?

Barty: Do you mean sex or murder?

[boo-theghost]

These are some reasons I have found why you should learn how to drive

1) easy to visit friends

2) independence

3) possible to hit your enemies with a truck

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you trust your pfp with a kid?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onJan 25

[algae122]

birb

yes

[fynn-the-trans-elf-deactivated2]

NAHHHH BRO'S A MURDER ARSONIST

[the-stonekeepers-deactivated202]

Probably. She seems nice

[mokabom]

not really 💔

[bartyeatsdirt]

No just no

[therealhawthronewife]

i love rosekiller.

[asterisadeadpoet]

“my initials are E.R. because if you mess with me i’ll send you there”

—prob Evan at some point in his life

[bartyeatsdirt]

I can confirm he said this

[patinoiree]

beanie baby batties

[prongsyyy]

barty crouch jr would be obsessed and evan would buy him every single one