#bartemius crouchemius junioremius

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

only reason i cant picture barty as blond is because evan’s already blond in my head and two ppl being blond in a relationship looks like incest

[whydoyoucarewho-iam]

Barty wakes Evan up at 3 am to ask stuff like “am I babygirl enough for you?” and Evan just says no and goes back to sleep

[wolf-john-wolf]

barty overshares but not accidentally he just knows his lore is insane and he likes to freak ppl out

[7975348473]

Barty who hates his father with every molecule in his body, and Barty who loves his mom more than his heart can take.

Barty who finds immense pleasure and satisfaction in hurting his father’s reputation, and Barty who despises how it hurts his mother in turn.

Barty who hates coming home every summer to be the noble heir his father expects him to be, and Barty who loves nothing more than to sit with his mother and let her gently comb through his hair.

Barty who spends all day ranting to his friends about how happy he is to be away from his father, and Barty who cries every night knowing how lonely his mother must feel without him.

Barty who lives to give his father a taste of his own medicine, and Barty who hates himself a little more for it because his mother would be saddened.

Barty who laughs in his father’s face through out the day and Barty who can’t stand being himself for being a bad son to his mother, at night.

Barty who loves and hates himself.

Barty who just wants to be his momma’s boy.

[bartyeatsdirt]

Barty and Evan

[reggie-little-mermaid]

THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS AS HOT AS BARTEMIUS CROUCH JR

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Barty who is hard of hearing but purposefully speaks really loudly so if anyone calls him out on it he can act all innocent with "oh I'm so sorry, I'm hard of hearing" and watch them go through the awkward apologies and instant regret

[peckedpolaris]

bartemius crouch sr and regulus have the funniest dynamic; they have to put up with each other cuz of politics; regulus when he's trying to figure out how the fuck his older brother landed in prison and crouch cuz regulus is the head of the house of black more or less.

but regulus obviously despises bartemius sr and bartemius sr despises regulus, and through regulus, sirius and through regulus and sirius, remus and harry and everyone else

both of them blame the other for barty jr's choices; if bartemius sr wasnt such an awful father, regulus thinks to himself often, barty mightve come with regulus when he left (he thinks about barty trying his best, he thinks about it getting worse, the light in barty's eyes dimming out, how regulus' words no longer had any effect because of barty's father, how barty was desperate to belong to be wanted, to be good enough and---)

bartemius sr of course thinks regulus corrupted his son, turned him towards the dark side or whatever

but also regulus claims that crouch sr hates him becuz he thinks that he fucked his son (he did)

regulus starting a rumor that crouch sr is obnoxiously homophobic