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Things Marauders and Co definitely said. AKA I don't have confidence to make Tiktok skits so I'm doing this. Ships: mostly Jegulus, Wolfstar, Marylily, Dorlene, Rosekiller, Pebill, Xenodora, sometimes Jily, Quillkiler, Nobleflower, Fralice, Tedrodora, Valjones, Emma x Amelia, Benjy x Caradoc and Wiseflower

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Sirius, texting a groupchat: There's a oul outside Sirius: Ouwl Sirius: Owul Sirius: Houl Sirius: Oul Sirius: How the fuck do you spell it Sirius: Hoot hoot Sirius: There's a hooter outside my windoe

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Lily: I've got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

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James: "Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree? Marlene: thy mother James: Art thou for fucking real

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Barty: I have something important to tell you Barty: I'm bisexual Dorcas: Dorcas: You like girls?

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Remus: do people not get that our spines aren't suppesed to be straight. it is meant to have curves Marlene: what are you, a spine doctor Remus: are you? Marlene: are you? Lily, whispering: coming to the tree

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Regulus, writing a letter to Narcissa after meeting Pandora, Barty, Evan and Dorcas:  Update, I may or may not be in a cult  Regulus, a years later in his letter to Narcissa after becoming frinds with Pandora, Barty, Evan and Dorcas: Update, I may or may not be the leader of said cult 

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Barty: I love disasters. Dorcas: Self love is a healthy thing.

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Barty, joking: Bro, definitely uses pronouns Regulus, confuse: everyone uses pronouns Pandora: Speak for self cause don't

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Peter: Time is Irish. The perseverance, the melancholia, the last name O'Clock, etc

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Marlene, to Sirius: What language do you think in? Sirius: What? Marlene: I mean, you’re billingual, so do you think in English or French? Regulus, from across the room: Bold of you to assume he thinks.

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Dorcas: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Regulus and James’s convo? Pandora: Me. I’m in the laundry basket. Barty: I’m in the washing machine. Evan: I’m in the closet. Pandora: We accept you Evan. Evan: No I’m literally in the closet. Pandora: Love is love.

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Dorcas: I love dark humor. Marlene: Really? Marlene: [turns off light] Want to hear a joke? Dorcas: I love you.

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James: YAYY! Regulus: [screams hoarsely] James: That’s your happy shout? Regulus: It’s been a while.

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Sybill: You should apologise to Sirius. Peter: Oh yes because that's something I'd do. How about we just pretend it's Opposite Day? Peter: Hellooo, I'm Opposite Peter! And I'm now a softy who apologises for all the bad things I've done so everyone will like me! Sybill: [slams him against the wall] Sybill: WELL GUESS WHAT?! I'M OPPOSITE SYBILL! AND I'M TIRED OF BEING GOOD AND SWEET ALL THE TIME! Peter: Opposite day over! Sybill: Okay! :)

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Marlene: Okay, here’s the plan - we go in, start hitting people, and see where it takes us.

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Barty: Oh, stop looking at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes. Lily, glaring: I’m adding more clothes.

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Dorcas: Reg, come on. At least make a toast.

Regulus: Okay, okay. Alright, a toast. Fine!

Regulus: I made a lot of enemies in my time. I mean, a lot! But out of all the people in the world, i hate you guys the least.

Barty, tearing up: That was actually kind of beautiful.

Pandora: You're a poet, Reg.