"Pregame, Off The Feild"

Marching band/dci blog. Music lasts a lifetime. Saxophone/bassoon player. I also have a Fall Out Boy blog/main blog: basaxophoon (ALSO THE ONE I FOLLOW OTHER BLOGS WITH) Marching band, jazz band, chamber music, symphonic band, Student Music Therapist

[feministism]

[cockyhorror]

I know this makes an important statement about society but is NO ONE gonna talk about my girls wig

[lykoian]

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

[newtype-newhalf-deactivated2017]

yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tenor, soprano, and bass.

[khulem-deactivated20181203]

please stop baritone erasure

[goth-miss-piggy]

#mezzosporanosmatter

[voidbat]

freddie mercury: confirmed for gender overlord.

[science-fiction-is-real]

Yeah freddy hit that B flat

[barcarole]

Working manuscript of Satie’s Waltz in C Major for piano solo (Tendrement), dated 1902. 

[adhemarpo]

Bach - Prelude & Fugue No. 24 in B minor (BWV 869) Glenn Gould, piano

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[musictheoryaugmented]

When I’m not sure how to analyze a weird chord, so I skip ahead in the progression to work the problem backwards, but there’s another weird chord

[bas-s-oon-blog]

Guess who brought home a tenor for the season!!!

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

so someone pointed out to me that a bass clef flipped looks like a frowning face

i will never be the same

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

it makes so much sense

[viola-and-chill]

is this why cellists are so miserable

[bas-s-oon-blog]

Band director: Ya know that reminds me of a story.

Entire band: *sighs, puts down instrument, and leans back into chair*

[memewhore]

[setheverman]

what the fuck is this

[paper-mario-wiki]

[dateamusiciansuggestion]

Date a musician who appears like they have no clue what they’re doing but is actually really talented

[ironic-flute]

date a musician who appears really talented but actually has no clue what they’re doing

[dennys]

know your pickles, people

[fivefingers-through-fire]

@geekybandblog

[drumcorpshero]

2014 Crossmen “Alma Gitana- A Gypsy Soul” Opening Impact.

[that-trumpet-guy]

Why’d you have to do this to me

[drumcorpshero]

2012 Phantom Regiment “Turandot” Opener.

[drumcorpshero]

2014 Blue Devils “Felliniesque” Chorale.

[defenderofemo-deactivated201804]

things heard in the band hall

(idea: @thingsalwaysmatter)

“This section, you need to gently stroke the cat. Just gently pet its fur. Right now, you’re scalping the cat and cutting off its skin. Pet the cat.”

“MR DUGGER YOU NEED TO STOP IT WITH THE ANALOGIES.”

“I’m just so glad I beat Connor” “You beat Connor?” “Yeah I got fourth chair and he got fifth chair!” *connor, from across the room* “FIGHT ME KAYCEE”

“Carson quit playing or I will shove your trumpet up your ass”

“Judson, let Carson out of the locker” “But he likes it in there” *muffled swearing* “Judson”

*carson is playing into his trumpet while judson presses the valves for him* *riley, who is observing, to me* “I’m pretty sure they’re gay for each other”

“Audrey chipped my reed.” “I did not!” “Yes you did. I tested for fingerprints.” “No, Bella, you saw her do it.” “Quiet, Brandt.”

“What about one of those squeeze yogurt things?”

“Look at that bird. It’s sitting on my car.” “I bet you two fifty and a chipped reed it’ll poop.”

[thecatcherintheryebread-deactiv]

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

[disobedient-nightmare-deactivat]

There are minors present