everybody loves me.

Sebastian Smythe, 21. Studying political sciences at Lima University. Resident drug dealer.

[bascsmythe]

itsblaineydays:

Well I find lots of things funny so that one doesn’t count, neither does being tall because as we already know I’m short. So you’re telling me it wouldn’t bother you at all if your best friend had a crush on you? That it wouldn’t make anything weird or awkward?

Not really, no. Pretty sure if a guy kisses you he wouldn’t be bothered if you were into it, but hey. What do I know.

[bascsmythe]

Have you and Quincy ever hooked up?

I’d rather fuck a diseased porcupine.

@sonotasaint

[bascsmythe]

Sebastian, j'espère que vous avez passé un bon anniversaire. Je suis désolé d'être si lointain et de le manquer ... J'ai été malade. J'espère que vous avez passé un bon anniversaire. Vous méritez une année incroyable, cousin.

Merci, Sylvie. Tu as mon numéro, envoie-moi un message et on trouvera un jour pour passer du temps ensemble.

[bascsmythe]

Ethan: good in bed?Well endowed?

Good in bed, and yes he’s well endowed. Can we not talk about my ex’s dick anymore. There’s way better things to talk about.

@ejhud

[bascsmythe]

Opinion on Kurt's brothers? Hot?

Eli’s hot obviously, but not the other ones. They’re somewhat pretty faces but Kurt and Eli definitely won the genetic lottery in that family.@hummeleli@stomponant@jaysontheking@porcelainsongbird

[bascsmythe]

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Is it true you and Ethan used to date?

Yeah, for about two years in high school. We didn’t end on the best note and we argued more than we didn’t, but I liked it when we weren’t. We were just too much alike. Both way too stubborn, both refused to ever back down from an argument or admit we were wrong. It was the death of us in the end.

@ejhud

[bascsmythe]

Did your parents wish you a happy birthday?

My mother did.

[bascsmythe]

Did you bottom or top in the orgy?

[bascsmythe]

Do you live on your own or do you have a roommate?

Nope, I’m living out of a single dorm room. Trying to get out of here and into an apartment though.

[bascsmythe]

Any guys we know in the orgy?

Nah, just some guys from Scandals. Six of ‘em.

[bascsmythe]

How did you celebrate your birthday?

Massive cake and an orgy. I could die now and be happy just ‘cause of that day alone.

[bascsmythe]

Who did you test your limits with? How many rounds?

Several guys, and I capped out at eight. Obviously not all at once - it was over the course of about two hours.

[bascsmythe]

Would it bother you if you found out Leo was better in bed or was more well endowed than you?

I mean, we’re identical so I’d assume that’d carry over to downstairs, but I’d rather not think of my brother that way. This is too much as is.

[bascsmythe]

Did you have any celebratory birthday sex?

If you mean me pushing the limits of how many rounds I can go in one night, yes. Had plenty of celebratory sex.

[bascsmythe]

Honest opinion on yourself?

I mean, I’ve got a pretty high opinion of myself. I’m arguably the hottest guy in this school save for maybe one other person, and I feel my arrogance is pretty warranted. If I’m completely honest though I can be pretty hard on myself. I’ve got a bad habit of comparing myself to others pretty regularly. If I don’t measure up in some ways I tend to kick myself in the ass for it.

[bascsmythe]

thenicesmythe:

bascsmythe:

I mean, it’s either consult on haircuts or lose the privilege of being indistinguishable.

Yeah, seems like the lesser of two evils.

Or just the good option period. I don’t know about you, but I honestly don’t mind keeping the same style. In high school I hated it, but now I see the convenience.