Basically Wolverine

(Horsey thing!) basedmiltia

"He was unconscious when I found him" Lark mumbled, while awkwardly looking down at the guy laying close to his leg.

"Of course he was. Don’t worry, I know a place we can leave him. Sissy and I use it all the time."

"I’m glad to know this sort of stuff happens regularly enough that you’ve got a place prepared for it. That’s a definite sign that I’m making great choices in life."

"It’s also a sign you made the right decision of who to hang out with when you knock a guy out."

"He was knocked out when I found him, I already said that. Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me about this stuff?"

"The baseball bat covered in blood begs to differ."

"He… beat himself unconscious with it."

#ahhhhh I see #makes sense i guess

"Clearly. Don't worry, nobody will find him. I can make sure if that."

(Horsey thing!) basedmiltia

"He was unconscious when I found him" Lark mumbled, while awkwardly looking down at the guy laying close to his leg.

"Of course he was. Don’t worry, I know a place we can leave him. Sissy and I use it all the time."

"I’m glad to know this sort of stuff happens regularly enough that you’ve got a place prepared for it. That’s a definite sign that I’m making great choices in life."

"It’s also a sign you made the right decision of who to hang out with when you knock a guy out."

"He was knocked out when I found him, I already said that. Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me about this stuff?"

#he really hates puns huh?

"The baseball bat covered in blood begs to differ."

(Horsey thing!) basedmiltia

"He was unconscious when I found him" Lark mumbled, while awkwardly looking down at the guy laying close to his leg.

"Of course he was. Don’t worry, I know a place we can leave him. Sissy and I use it all the time."

"I’m glad to know this sort of stuff happens regularly enough that you’ve got a place prepared for it. That’s a definite sign that I’m making great choices in life."

"It's also a sign you made the right decision of who to hang out with when you knock a guy out."

(Basedmiltia) [text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[ text ] Or it may get worse! Get inside!

[text]: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I feel sexy as fuck right now.

[ text ] I don’t doubt it.

[text]: Do you think they would call the police if I went swimming in their pool?

[ text ] Either that or offer a threesome.

[text]: I’m going to take that chance.

[ text ] I’m not surprised.

[text]: There go my clothes. Wish me luck. If I'm not home when you get back you know what happened.

(Horsey thing!) basedmiltia

"He was unconscious when I found him" Lark mumbled, while awkwardly looking down at the guy laying close to his leg.

"Of course he was. Don't worry, I know a place we can leave him. Sissy and I use it all the time."

(Basedmiltia) [text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[ text ] Or it may get worse! Get inside!

[text]: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I feel sexy as fuck right now.

[ text ] I don’t doubt it.

[text]: Do you think they would call the police if I went swimming in their pool?

[ text ] Either that or offer a threesome.

[text]: I'm going to take that chance.

(Basedmiltia) [text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[ text ] Or it may get worse! Get inside!

[text]: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I feel sexy as fuck right now.

[ text ] I don’t doubt it.

[text]: Do you think they would call the police if I went swimming in their pool?

(Basedmiltia) [text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[ text ] Or it may get worse! Get inside!

#miltia what the fuck are you doing

[text]: I don't know what you're talking about. I feel sexy as fuck right now.

ferrousoxide

Exclusive footage of Penny fighting Cinder.

basedtree-blog

Did I get every active based blog now?

(thebasedrwbies, you are this picture. But also, your icon was cinder so I made cinder the dominant one above the rest)

This is the best.

basedtorchwick-blog

I am uncomfortable when we are not about me?

I know the feeling.

Professor Port: Quiet please while I take register. Blake Belladonna?

Blake: Present.

Professor Port: Ruby Rose?

Ruby: Here.

Professor Port: Hmmm, Ice Queen?

Weiss: Are you kidding me?

Professor Port: Miss Xiao Long please stop laughing.

(basedmiltia) %

Send “%” for how likely my muse would say yes to a date with yours

"… Sixty? … Your sister isn’t way higher, I swear."

Okay, first off, rude. Secondly, why do you think my sister would be higher on the list?

" …No reason, no reason at all."

It certainly can’t be her looks. We are twins after all.

"Yeah… But she doesn’t have giant scary claw weapons."