Welcome 2 my twisted mind. I probably don't like u. He/him.

Anti-Conservative Aktion. Nobody's getting human trafficked in the mall parking lot. Shut the fuck up.

[basedskeleton]

What if in 2017 you were like "Punch Nazis!" and now in 2024 you're like "We need to debate the intended meaning of 'A Curse Upon the Jews' and let the Marketplace of Ideas decide"?

[basedskeleton]

[basedskeleton]

I don't like to waste my time with culture war nonsense but if someone with a catgirl avi is being mean to you because you're a tradcath you deserve

[basedskeleton]

If you dedicate your entire life to playing professional basketball and you never get name-dropped in rap lyrics is that like owning a Ferrari and losing the keys before you get a chance to drive it?

[unclefather]

steve harvey: name something that would get you in trouble if you did it in a church!

person: sex!

steve harvey: 

[kingofthehillcaps]

[fakeseinfeldplots]

I like other shows too.

[basedskeleton]

the only good conservative humor is youtube Tim the Toolman Taylor grunt compilations

[basedskeleton]

One of the all time great ironies re: Israel-Palestine is who unconditionally supports a country that handed stolen Pentagon docs directly to the USSR and who doesn't

[basedskeleton]

*@ my first SNL writers meeting*

Lorne Michaels: Alright we got Jeff Bezos guest hosting next week. I need something fresh!

Me: *hungover, dumping 5 aspirin into my coffee*

LM: New guy! What do you got for me?!

Me: *putting on a second pair of sunglasses* idk, here's a tumblr post from 2013 about Knuckles' dick.

LM: Is it funny?

Me: Absolutely not.

[autosadist]

me

[basedskeleton]

I think Macklemore should release a new single this year, just as a social experiment

[shittymoviedetails]

In Watchmen (2009), the patterns on Rorschach’s mask constantly shift around and show various images of my parents fighting

[basedskeleton]

Only little babies get Jokerfied. When you grow up you have to get Falling Downified.

[basedskeleton]

Don't let some Vice staff writer with terf bangs tell you you can't base your entire personality around Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

[basedskeleton]

Ben Shapiro looked disgusting-nipples protruding-in his tan shirt before The Home Depot. Very very disrespectful,

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biglawbear]

Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use

[basedskeleton]

All I remember from DARE is the cop had a Camaro.

[jncos]

Computer, I need a good vibe! Show me “white dad wearing a dashiki”.

Aaaaah it’s so good. He’s having a great time and learning about different cultures.