Baseless OMGCP Headcanons

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[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

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Foxtrot completes an internship at a circus at some point between the start of her junior year and graduation.

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Johnathan Hopper, being from the Chicago/Evanston area, is a major Fall Out Boy fan.

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Derek Nurse has a natural, stunning talent for accents and impressions.

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Derek Nurse spends the month of September, every year, binging Star Trek: The Original Series.

[queer-book-character-tournament]

Round 5

Eric Bittle- Check, Please!

Adam Parrish- The Raven Cycle

Voting ended onApr 1, 2023

[zimbits-my-love]

[fffuckthelaxbros]

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been a long time since any of us posted here… maybe it’s time to throw some more of my baseless ideas into the void

-el

(also, we still take submissions!)

[virgoscringe]

from this post!!

your honor, they’re dumbasses

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oh shit, when did we get fanart?

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hey! im trying to find a fic and wonder if you or ur followers may know it? its a high school au, zimbits focused, i remember a scene where bitty meets jacks parents in their super nice house for dinner? any help would b appreciated 💙💙

Any followers recognize this one?

[edgarallanrose]

Suzanne: When two young people are unmarried and—and involved-

Bitty: What did you say?

Jack: Don’t say it again.

Suzanne: INVOLVED.

Bitty: ...How dare you, mother, I am your ONLY SON.

*5 minutes later*

Bitty: INVOLVED??

*10 minutes later*

Bitty: What happens in my bedroom, mama, is none of your business.

*21 minutes later*

Bitty: INVOOOLVED?!?!

*40 minutes later*

Bitty: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

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Kent Parson listens to "I'm still good" by Hannah Montana on his bad days.

[dereknursey]

jack’s accountant: your boyfriend has spent $26 on a single bagel every day for the past month.

jack: aw he’s so consistent i love that about him

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Jack: I was taking to your mom about the jam thing and -

Bitty: on god, I will ruin your credit score

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Holster, drunk: aw man we can’t go in here, Rans - it says 18+! there’s only two of us!

Ransom, also drunk: oh my god, Holtzy. we can, we just need to invite more people

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Jack often does promotional and community outreach at community centers and near schools in Providence and quietly delights whenever he passes the local Montessori toddler community recess field because it always results in a chorus of “Hi” and “Wha’ your name?” He tells the toddlers his name and they forget to ask a minute later but they just love greeting new visitors. The mix of wholesomeness and anonymity in just being a random “Jack” in this world is soothing.

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Nursey: I’d pay cash money for a whole pizza rn

Dex:...that’s how it works, babe

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Kid: I fell and hurt my knee

Jack: oh no, do u want me to put some ice on it

Kid: yeah

Jack, scoops ice bits, rubs on kids pants: better?

Kid: yeah