bashwrote

hi im Bash ˚✧₊⁎ 23 . she/her ⁎⁺˳✧༚

[caucasianbuttslut]

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

Inspired by this

[jasontoddsguns]

Logically, I know that when League found out about Billy, he proceeded to act super mature and even manage to be the bigger person. However, if I was ten and a bunch of adults I trusted started yelling at me, I would start crying.

[jasontoddsguns]

Flash: You could have died!

Superman: what were you even thinking?!

Wonder Woman: A child fighting in an adults place-

Billy, literally ten, with enough trauma and parental abuse to cripple any other child in his situation:

[jasontoddsguns]

[eileennatural]

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

[bashwrote]

thinking about making an entire incorrect quotes series, not just parks and rec quotes, for the dsmp 😗

[bashwrote]

parks and rec quotes but make it 💫dsmp💫

part 1

C!Dream: “I don’t care about that prize. But I’m gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.”

C!Georgenotfound: “One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn’t know what to do. I just moved.”

C!Sapnap: “I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.”

C!Wilbur: “I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with [Dream]”

C!Tubbo: "There's nothing we can't do if we work work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives."

President Tubbo: "Boss man, I wanna go home early. Ooh, hold on actually, hang on. Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again."

C!Tubbo: "Thank god my [husband] just died, so I am fluh-uh-shed with ca-ah-ash."

this was almost entirely c!tubbo lol

[bashwrote]

parks and rec quotes but make it dsmp

C!Quakity: "Do you think a depressed person could make this?”

C!Philza: "Oh, I have a medical condition, alright. It's called CARING TOO MUCH! And it's INCURABLE!"

C!Ranboo: "Messy is fun, okay? My whole life is a giant mess, and I love it."

C!Tommy: “Everything hurts and I’m dying.”

C!Sapnap: “Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.”

C!Karl: “If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”

C!Dream: “I’m like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it’s like, okay, he’s in there.”

Dream XD: "I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm."

C!technoblade: “I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.”

Part 2

should I make another and add in y/n

[thecyndimistuff]

Do you think Din has fallen for updog

They get him like twice a week it never gets old

[mistakenz]

[chessys]

how many followers do u have?

its just me n u bud

[crystalwaifu-deactivated2022122]

Biggest D you've ever had ?

Depression

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

NO-

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

[eclecticism18]

[knifelesbian69]

[hell-propaganda]

Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde

[hell-propaganda]

My facility encourages evil career development

[fragiledoeyes]

Y/N: *knees Din in the ribs while sleeping*

Din: Ow, you kneed me!

Y/N, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you.

Din: *voice cracking* Ok.

[miraculousholder]

We Belong Together

Hey! Just wanted to say that I finally posted my second Miraculous Ladybug fanfic and I am so excited for you all to read it!

[bashwrote]

pixel dating sim maker

* Currently a WIP! * A dating sim character creator in a 16 bit style. Make a cute character! What you create is OK to use as a profile pict

not me making myself the insecure barista character who probably has a troubled past but is easy to win over

[bashwrote]

i keep thinking about how i would probably excel as a streamer as if i wouldn’t exclusively play poptropica