Seeking: Dogs

ayo im sarah (she/her), bi.

[willow]

sorry

[pinkarroty]

[beloveliness]

[gaxhar]

[powerfulwizard]

[kermitlesbian]

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

[eivor-basim]

ppl really are hilarious the way they keep putting dev patel in those "how's your taste in men" quizzes like do they think I'm gonna pick any other option when dev patel is right there??? clown behavior. an illusion of choice

[valtsv]

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[whitealbum]

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

[whitealbum]

[greenishness]

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

[cleffairie]

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

[greenishness]

this post was uploaded to reddit here’s my favorite review

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[transmechanicus]

A lab coat is a type of lingerie

[kittykat5090]

op what does this mean

[transmechanicus]

It means i’m breaching lab etiquette and OSHA regulations by the dozen by looking mad cute next to the chlorine laser.

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[satanfemme]

new tumblr game: google ur username, go to the images tab, and see what comes up

[neopets-hentai]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

[catasters]

[haya-haya-haya]

it all belongs to her

[nohomo-mrfrodo]

[teashoesandhair]

The Desolation of Smiaowg

[vulgarette]

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

[azuwulastan]

[lesbianrey]

i am once again asking liberals to extend the criticism they had of trump to the united states as a whole