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thefreakmeister

vhagar-balerion-meraxes

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002)

garashir

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

lesbiansforboromir

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

ellakas

knight--error

CANNOT take credit for these, my sister in law made them. Behold.

magicratfingers

i need this completed or ill die who is kitty?? WHO IS LYDIA

fishing4stars

@scyllas-revenge this has your name written all over it. twice.

scyllas-revenge

Ahh my two favorite things smushed together!!

ellakas

as op of this post this had me laughing truly out loud @scyllas-revenge

my bro in law: I hope they fold their gowns properly

scyllas-revenge

Hell yes I'm getting a good grade in reblogging

something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

spacemomnephmoreau

I gotta throw in a tag for @bethanydelleman because I hope you can hear this as clearly as I can!

atdawn

THE LORD OF THE RINGS The Return of the King

davinaclaires

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS 2002, dir. Peter Jackson

nadiajustbe

Can't believe this hasn't been done already.

busket

someone add a few thought bubbles coming from sams head so both he and faramir are thinking about the pride flag

contribution for the @tolkienrsb ! Slide #156 with some yearning gigolas ^^ accompanying fic is by Melime and you can check the fic out soon in the archive

were--ralph

hobbits are kind of like gay uncles

were--ralph

no i believe one will find its people

movie-gifs

Happy Hobbit Day! The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring dir. Peter Jackson

atdawn

THE LORD OF THE RINGS The Fellowship of the Ring

tobiasdrake

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

elodieunderglass

A wizard neither underestimates nor overestimates the number of hobbits needed for an equation. He, er, always has precisely as many as he needs to.

telumendils

me @ myself when i need a reminder that it's okay to lean on my friends, and it doesn't make me "weak" because aragorn son of arathorn always leans on his friends and i would NEVER call him weak, therefore i must swear to simply ask for help when i need it: