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Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Phil: GUYS 🤪there were people(!!!) FUCKING😡 in the alley outside MY hotel room🙄 but it’s ok they only lasted a couple seconds😒 those lame het bitches lmao😤ANYWAYS🥰 HERES DUNKIN DONUTS CEREAL😋

scandalu-deactivated20240520

that of course its the most telling answer ever and im all for it

phanphobic

Dan: what me and Phil have is PRIVATE we want PRIVACY please respect our right to a PRIVATE LIFE

Us: cool we don’t wanna know anyway

Dan:

Dan: so this is our sex rod-

deadandphilgames

I love how Dan always thinks he’s mysterious but literally every knows what he’s up to, but phils the one who’s unpredictable and chaotic

literally dan was like “hehe what am i up to??👀💦” and we’re like writing a book, moving house and making YouTube content, next question. then phils like 👀🐑🚂 and we’re all thrown into a whirlwind of “what the FUCK is happening”

frogboydan

they🥰

deadandphilgames

"im going to give you a bad yelp review. 1 star, guy trapped my in his house for 10 years"

fairylocal

strawberry-sunflower-deactivate

my first reaction to phil’s message at the end was like 👁👄👁 am i supposed to be watching this 😳

somehow this ask sent 7 times and because i’m so emotionally shot right now i just started laughing HYSTERICALLY so thank you for that <3

but omg I know like any time phil expresses genuine emotion i just crumble into dust that little bit more. like.... i know he jumped in with that little bit during editing to promote dan’s book more but also it felt so sincerely aimed AT dan too? like the inner subtext of that moment literally felt like him saying ‘hey dan i know you’re watching this, i’m proud of you, seeing how happy you are now makes me so happy, i’m so glad i’ve been there to see you grow and mature into the man you are today, i love you so much, and i know you’re going to want to kill me after this’

AND THEN DAN’S COMMENT!! the inner subtext of ‘hey phil i did watch it and it caught me off guard and honestly fuck you for making me feel emotions because you were genuine in public for a hot minute but also thank you for everything you’ve done for me over our time together and thank you for everything you will do for me for the rest of our lives’

LIKE AM I WRONG??

hwardlaunch

Phil really said I think I’m a caring and loving person I just need to get over the little hurdle of holding grudges to the point of fantasizing about torturing my enemies and you know what that’s valid