Lemon Verbena

fuk.

[maggierogers]

if no one else will appreciate this show I WILL

[sunbathe]

[thirstyluthor]

Cate Blanchett: I can’t believe I will be playing another lesbian character.

Ocean’s 8 director: You’re not.

Cate Blanchett: No, I’m gonna.

[verylostpenguin]

Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.

[huhval]

[kony2012official]

Idc what anyone says, La La Land was so good

[kony2012official]

I think it’s her best song

[ieg]

[the-art-of-the-meme-deactivated]

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[mrbulian]

me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown*

me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[vanwizard]

someone: hey how are u?

me, in the same exact tone and rythmn as the penguins of madagascar: tired and gay, boys. tired and gay

[loversdreamersandyou]

[udonthreens]

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

[guy]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[ruinedchildhood]