you’re late to the party silly

22 and pretty okay with being here!

[bastard-amber]

very sick and feeling a bit paranoid about death so i’m listening to brat for the first time to help prevent panic attack

will be back with live reactions maybe

[bastard-amber]

fell asleep

[bastard-amber]

very sick and feeling a bit paranoid about death so i’m listening to brat for the first time to help prevent panic attack

will be back with live reactions maybe

[holdvilag-archive]

'there are no real men anymore. men nowadays are all too feminine, they even look and act like women' where are all these feminine men. where. can you pinpoint them on a map for me. please. can you direct me to them. im begging you. please. please please please pl

[bastard-amber]

you used to be able to be a frog and ribbit. now you can’t do that. because of croak.

[thenameisgul]

[justangrymacaroni]

as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

[justangrymacaroni]

1. that’s a garter stitch, which you can clearly see despite it being made of clay

2. they took the time to animate a modified continental style of knitting, including showing how his working yarn is wrapped around his pinky, and that he’s flicking with his index on his right hand

3. he only has four fingers and yet this is better than the vast majority of knitting on tv

[kosmogrl]

[bastard-amber]

she oin on my gloin til i bilbo my baggins

[bastard-amber]

a second blimey has hit fantasy high

[kragehund-est]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[whats-a-bear]

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

[queerb]