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tag | 24 | any/all | i'm like if the joker was a lesbian and also wasn't the joker. if you know me from my MCR blog no you dont

[pdfbabe]

12.5 hr shift

5 hrs tutoring a subject I don't know immediately after

now to go home and shower

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[mavigation]

my favorite thing to watch lately are the memes about new york becoming a smoking crater no matter whether the knicks win or not

[goatmaiden]

I'd like us to discuss the mythology of Shakira.

[papasmoke]

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

[anishenanigans]

[guy whose heart is an autoclave voice] yeah man lately ive just been feeling like this great unstable mass of blood and foam yknow

[kaylmao]

Real Life Patch Notes:

Remaining Caffeine effect time now rolls over to next waking period

Updated friends' voice lines to more clearly indicate "Sarcasm" tone

"Little Treat" mood buff now lasts twice as long

It is now Good to pick at your skin all the time

Added ability to mute Annoying Coworker

Added 14 new species of frog

[smashcut]

[blackdykegirlblogger]

ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️

[tumbwr]

+ suriname!! 🇸🇷

[prraayingg4godd-deactivated2025]

there will never be a movie like shrek made again and that is what’s wrong with the world

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[catchymemes]

[pdfbabe]

> work a 12 hour shift in the dying children factory

> no break, too busy

> finally get home

> open mailbox

> letter from erika kirk. in my mailbox

[pdfbabe]

it's addressed to me at the apartment I've lived in for three months. it's addressed to me with my name on it. what is happening

[pdfbabe]

> work a 12 hour shift in the dying children factory

> no break, too busy

> finally get home

> open mailbox

> letter from erika kirk. in my mailbox

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[dragon-png]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville