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tag | 24 | any/all | i'm like if the joker was a lesbian and also wasn't the joker. if you know me from my MCR blog no you dont

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[pdfbabe]

tumblr keeps glitching so when i reload the blog subs page it shows you reblogged a post for 1/2 second and then it vanishes.

no that's real. limited time offer i need to see who's paying attention

[girltown420]

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[pdfbabe]

i miss my WIFE

[kitkenk]

[pdfbabe]

I wish money wasn't the most stressful thing in the universe

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[princess-of-phyresis]

fuck i need to amend the list

this is all getting so complex :/

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[armadillorollup]

biology of a stapler

[armadillorollup]

some more speculative staplings

[honorculture]