Blue Eyed Cutie Patootie

[jackexmachina]

Sam & Kelly I don't know why it's me. And I don't know why it's you. But I know that we are destined for something here. Something great.

bonus:

image description: scene comparison between Sam saying goodbye to Castiel in "Swan Song" and Castiel comforting Kelly in "All Along the Watchtower" with a bonus gif of Castiel telling Sam and Dean about Apocalypse World

5x22: In an alley, before saying yes to Lucifer, Sam looks over at Castiel and extends his hand to shake. He tries to smile, saying, "Take care of these guys, okay?" Castiel looks apologetic, and responds, "That's not possible." Sam says, "Then humor me." Castiel shakes his head, realizing, "Oh, I'm supposed to lie." Sam rolls his eyes and laughs as Castiel says, unconvincingly, "Uh, sure. They'll be fine." Sam smiles a little and says, "Just– Just stop… talking."

12x23: Castiel sits with Kelly on her bed, holding her hand in both of his own. He tells her, "Don't worry. It will be fine." He gets up to lean forward and places a kiss on her head, and she briefly closes her eyes. Cas sits back and looks into her eyes to say, "Remember: paradise." She smiles at him and nods, closing her eyes again.

bonus 12x23: Sam, Dean, and Castiel look around apocalypse world. Sam asks, "Cas, what the hell is this?" Castiel looks regretful, and answers, "It's a world where you were never born. It's a world you never saved."

[thequeenofsastiel]

So true. And I'll reiterate what I said the first time I reblogged this three years ago: When Castiel says: "This is a world where you were never born. It's a world you never saved," he does not look at Dean. He doesn't say "a world where you two were never born". He's specifically speaking to Sam, and excluding Dean. Oh, I'm not saying that Dean wasn't a crucial part of averting the apocalypse, because he definitely was. Without him, Sam couldn't have wrested control of his body away from Lucifer. But this isn't about what actually happened. This is about Castiel's opinion of what happened. It seems that, for him, what Sam did was so much more important than what Dean did that he doesn't even bother to include him. Which is, imo, true. Sam was willing to condemn himself to an eternity of torture to save the world. And, while he was eventually saved, he still suffered at least 180 years of torture(though I've argued in the past that the time was actually more in the order of 1000+ years for reasons I'm too tired to get into). The point is, Castiel saw Sam. He saw his sacrifice, and placed great value upon it.

And also Dean broke the first seal by selling his soul so. You know. I don't think Castiel really felt like his contribution to averting the apocalypse was anything other than cleaning up his own mess.

[puckwanger]

— dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

[argillaforma]

shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻‍♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge

[cloudabserk]

i’m seeing discourse about if shane can be bigger than ilya and everytime im not picturing buff shane im picturing half giant shane

[tinylilhollander]

Ilya always has a mop of frizzy wild curls at the cottage because

They're always in and out of the water – lake swims, pool swims, hot tub, showers – so doing his curl routine each time would be crazy when he could be spending that precious time sucking his boyfriend's dick.

Shane's not the biggest fan of how Ilya's styling products feel. He'll tolerate it, but Ilya can tell by his face that the texture isn't his favourite. Less product = more hair touching.

Shane's hands are always in his hair. When they're kissing. When they're watching a movie. When they fuck. When Ilya sits with his head in Shane's lap. When they're napping on the couch together. Shane's hands are usually full of a handful of Ilya's curls.

Shane seems to really like it. One time Shane said Ilya's fluffy hair made him look like a duckling and he's been chasing that high ever since.

He just prefers this version of him that doesn't need to look perfect and be perfect to be loved and adored. Shane never makes him feel lazy for letting his hair get a little wild over summer. He kisses his temples and tells him he's so fucking beautiful.

[fixielixie]

shane likes ilya so much he thinks he’s so funny that his dick is so huge that he’s so hot and hes a better hockey player than literally every other person shane knows like that’s his Man that’s his Guy. everyone else calls shane boring and they mean it as an insult but shane doesnt care bc when ilya says it he means ur the most fascinating creature i have ever met so thats what boring means to him now it means that he is loved for all of him

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[snoopyetc]

There were no nice men in Montreal?

[sicksicksixx]

there’s just literally 0 reasons for dean to let cas get away with ALLLL OF THAT season after season if he’s not in love with him. like sorry that’s a plot hole. he’s killed people he cared about for less.

[hyacinthsgareth]

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best

[damnnmilkovich]

[plaid-castiel]

hollanov love is blind au would go so hard. shane has a hard time being vulnerable so a lot of the people are like “??? who is this guy?” but then ilya is able to tease him out of his shell until they’re arguing (playfully?) about mundane things. shane puts ilya as his #1. half because he wants to resume their argument (he has MORE to say) and half because of uhh idk he seems cool I guess. shane thinks ilya probably connected with basically everyone, though, so he’s actually surprised when they have a second date in the pods. and continues to be surprised when they just keep talking every day. meanwhile ilya dropped everyone else after day one, because of course he did, even though everyone on his side of the pods is like “???? did we talk to the same shane? the one who sat in silence for 10 straight minutes during one of his other dates?”

anyway big reveal freckles freckles good god those ARMS, cut to interacting with all the other couples during the vacation/engagement phase. everyone else is looking at them like HOLY shit. good lord. they are such a good looking couple. all the other engagements are falling apart and shane and ilya ARE gossiping about it and sharing looks.

they get married and for the rest of their lives people are like oh my god was that so crazy to meet like that? and they say no actually the whole thing felt pretty normal. shane calls it efficient and ilya jokes that he is so romantic

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[argillaforma]

shane coming home after hanging out with rose's gay friends, looking like a sad puppy: ilya...i don't think they liked me...they called me a cunt all evening

ilya, well versed in queer culture: sweetheart they said you were cunty which is very different i promise they loved you

[ladytengen]

[thebitchesterbrothers]

'Virgin Mary' as soon as Hayden loses sight of him:

[thebitchesterbrothers]

[+ bonus]

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya mic’d up talking with his teammates about recipes he’s been trying recently and tricks he’s been trying to teach anya. and shane mic’d up barely having something that producers can actually use because of the amount of swears