girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)
me: how did you speak a winky face
moral of the story: loud penis

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girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)
me: how did you speak a winky face
moral of the story: loud penis
is it really that hard to cast a fat girl as carrie
Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled
art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous
we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout
so has anyone done "no taumoeba leak au so grace just goes back to earth and he decides to risk the induced coma but when they get him on the ground he's lost his memories again because the ship was programmed to be a suicide mission and his treatment plan still had the amnesifacient drug in it" yet? cause i feel like that's a special kind of hell to potentially put eva stratt in
#you should make doing this for a second time have stronger/longer lasting effects too btw#give that man temporary brain damage. have him struggle with muscle memory and hard cognitive tasks like maths and science#so he doesn't even have that to ground himself in a sense of identity#and then give stratt legal responsibility and authority over him and have her be so very not normal about it#maybe she guarded the news of his cowardice to preserve his legacy as an uncomplicated hero to humanity. so people DON'T know what she did#also he'd arrive not too long after the beetles possibly when the project to breed taumoebas and seed venus with them is stil#very much in progress. with stratt once again being the one strongarming the warring nations of the world into working together#but the project is a lot less stable and more fragmented in effort than the hm ever was and there are countries/leaders that want her Gone#that or taumoebas being so aggressive makes them a perfect biological weapon against enemy nations' astrophage fueled energy resources#and if what happened 30 years ago came to light it would give them the perfect excuse to have her locked up (and probably killed this time)#so she can't tell him the truth. and she has to live with it
Aro culture is dating another arospec person before you both realised you were aro, the relationship going unwell(for obvious reasons), breaking up, staying good friends after the breakup, and then sending eachother "happy breakup anniversary!! Im so glad I'm your friend:)))" type messages on the anniversary of your breakup
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Ableist discrimination, pure and simple.
I don’t care how they’re marketed, these things are not wheelchair accessible, especially for large power chairs.
ID: a yellow and black plastic cable cover which is approximately 5-10cm tall with steep sides and looks like a small speed bump /end ID
Every time I go over one I need someone to help hold my chair and get me over it. Even with that support it hurts like Hell and has caused whiplash injuries for me in the past. It’s also very unsafe for others because even with support I cannot 100% control the angle my chair will end up lurching over it (and my chair weighs over 150kg without me in it so it’s not something you want to collide with). It’s also terrifying and makes noises that make me very concerned for my chair’s structural integrity.
If you want your event to actually be accessible to wheelchair users then consider using something more like this:
ID: the same kind of cable cover but it’s fitted with a much shallower ramp with the international symbol of access embossed on the black plastic. The ramps are about a foot long on either side of the cover /end ID
This is the first time a tumblr as has ever felt like targeted advertising