WELCOME TO SLIMEBALL ALLEY

[bastardblvd]

HO-HO-HOE! WELCOME TO GRIMETOWN! CHRISTMAS ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT COMES EARLY ON THIS SIDE OF THE POLES. COME TAKE A RIDE ON SAINT TOJI'S SLEIGH AND SEE WHAT AWAITS UNDERNEATH YOUR TREE... ¬‿¬

ELF ROLL-CALL ☃︎

PAPA ELF @cyancherub (CASS, ADULT, ANY PRNS) AND STEPDADDY ELF @zeninsama (MERCURY/SILAS, 23, HE).

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BULLETIN

STEPDADDY MERC, FROM HALFWAY DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY ( ˵ •̀ ᴗ •́˵): HAPPY SLIMEBALL-IDAYS! I KNOW IT'S BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, BUT MY LIFE HAS FINALLY SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE BIT AND I'M READY TO HAVE SOME SLIMY AND GRIMY FUN FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

[bastardblvd]

happy 4/20 to all who celebrate

[zeninsama-moved-again]

this keychain is giving toji

[bastardblvd]

does grimetown have a local team? whos in it 👀

are we talking like a local sports team? bc if so... the grimetown men's baseball team consists of toji obviously, kirishima, new slimeball shidou, aki, yuuji... who else... jiraiya is the guy walking up and down the bleachers selling peanuts and shit. kishibe is a devoted viewer but he heckles the team too much.

[zeninsama-moved-again]

saw the most grimetown thing today

[zeninsama-moved-again]

also i need to put shidou in the grimetown universe

[zeninsama-moved-again]

barou as the stripper for hire but he's like weirdly respectful about it

[bastardblvd]

i think we found it folks

[zeninsama-moved-again]

MERCURY → SILAS

#MERCURY SPEAKS → #SILAS SPEAKS

reblogs appreciated but not necessary!

[zeninsama-moved-again]

also i need to put shidou in the grimetown universe

[zeninsama-moved-again]

barou as the stripper for hire but he's like weirdly respectful about it

[zeninsama-moved-again]

my new shirt is so grimetown coded

[bastardblvd]

omw home i thought about grimetown demolition. it's just slimeball kirishima punching concrete walls and cabinets. maybe gnawing at the rebar.

[bastardblvd]

grimetown wendy’s

[bastardblvd]

the grimetown cheesemongers…

[bastardblvd]

I feel like Toji runs this account

this reminds me of toji's advice about stopping fights by knocking both of them out in two punches

[bastardblvd]

Is this the Grimetown Applebee’s?

the grimetown applebee’s gives “happy hour” a whole new meaning!

[actuallyvalerie]

Toji forgot to prepare Christmas gift for ya, but he always knows what to gift instead - himself ♥ Been stresfull lately, so couldn't finish this work as I wanted to, but didn't want to drop it, so here it is. Hope you guys are doing great! ♥ P.S - FULL on my EVIL twitter account hehe

[neovillains]

@screampied @teddybeartoji

[bastardblvd]

rediscovered an absolute gem in my camera roll: slimeball stoner kiba inuzuka that lives full time as somebody’s dog. he does bite and you should probably get him checked for fleas (among other things), he tends to wander.

[bastardblvd]

the pic from the new pinned 😭 get ready for a white christmas, grimetown edition!